Monday, January 22, 2024

Jack in the Box Garden Salad W/ Grilled Chicken

In the world of salad you can get two garden verities from Jack in the Box. There is the Garden Salad W/ Grilled Chicken and the Garden Salad W/ Crispy Chicken. The Grilled Chicken is better for you but the Crispy Chicken is less likely to give you botulism.

In all fairness, food poisoning can be a great way to lose weight if you don’t mind the explosive vomiting and likelihood of death. This is not to say that I got sick from eating this, but more that the chicken wasn’t freshly cooked and so had been sitting around a wile.

The salad part wasn’t bad being mildly wilted and old. It had cheese and tomatoes with carrots and lettuce. It wasn’t bad by any means. It just also had old chicken that could have had nasty things living on it. I’m so lucky that I didn’t die in an unpleasant and disgusting manner.


 

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