Friday, December 12, 2014

Celeste Pizza for one: Sausage and Pepperoni

What did I do wrong to deserve this crap? These things have cheese that tastes like plastic and meat you can honestly not notice as you eat. The health aspects of these torture disks are depressing even for pizza, and they're only redeeming quality is that they are no more or less a wet noodle out of the microwave than other pizzas.

Unless you have some bizarre disease where you can only eat frozen pizza and this is all you can afford stay clear of them.