Have you ever had a cherry malt? Really, I mean, are these a thing? Is it like the pineapple milk shake? I mean, what is up with those? One day I had never heard of them the next it's like every burger place that I've never heard of has them.
Anyway, I ordered a Cherry Malt at Troy's Burgers in orange because I had never had one before, and I have to say they are an experience. Well, I mean everything is an experience when you think about it but I mean, I'm glad I tried this. I wish it came with vodka but I wouldn't have been able to try it like that because I had to drive home.
Speaking of that, I have things I can try with vodka so what am I doing writing this? I'm going to go try a bottle of vodka I've never tried before.
Over at Troy's Burgers in Orange you can get yourself some mushrooms. They are those round things by the long things. Anyway, these things are really wet. They can fall into your ranch and get stuck. Eat these with a fork.
Troy's Burgers Zucchini tastes like just about nothing. It's fried nothing so Americans will eat it up like there is no tomorrow. It's like this stuff is made just to have something to dip in your ranch dressing. It's not great ranch dressing. Just remember they call it Troy's Drive-In on Google. Come on, you know you're going to eat there.
