McDonalds McCafe Iced Coffee

All the sugar found it's way to the bottom of my McDonalds McCafe Iced Coffee leaving me with a mostly bland milky coffee that I had no love for. I would have rather had my own black unsweetened ice coffee which would have been about as good and better for me. 

I don't know how you fail so hard with something so simple.
 

Mater Happy Meal Toy

As you can see Wolf decided to check out this Mater Happy Meal Toy from the house of the clown. I have to say that the toy stinks and the cat is fabulous. The cat provides hours of entertainment and the toy is crap that they didn't even bother to put the stickers on.

The clown isn't much for epic toys these days, but I wanted and adult Happy Meal anyway ... now that I say it that's sounds gross. I wouldn't want that kind of fish sandwich sold at the house of clown. 
 

McDonald's Hash Brown McMuffin

McDonald's has come up with a way to make you play with your food. The least annoying selection in that menu is the Hash Brown McMuffin. This is a hash brown and a sausage egg McMuffin that you put together to make one food item. They don't put it together for you, you do it yourself. 

Please do not assemble this wild driving.  

This is a heftier sandwich than just a McMuffin, but the hash brown overwhelms the sausage and leaves you with less of an experience. I don't think putting these things together makes them better than the sum of their parts, but I do think if you eat a good deal of McDonald's then this is a change that is worth trying.