McDonalds McCafe Iced Coffee

All the sugar found it's way to the bottom of my McDonalds McCafe Iced Coffee leaving me with a mostly bland milky coffee that I had no love for. I would have rather had my own black unsweetened ice coffee which would have been about as good and better for me. 

I don't know how you fail so hard with something so simple.
 

McDonald's Cookies & Creme Pie

 The McDonald's Cookies & Creme Pie is a disappointing new offering from the golden arches. I mean, the thing was flavorless. I did have orange juice before eating this, but it still had no flavor. 

I wouldn't have known it was pie if I hadn't ordered pie.  

Give this a pass, it's not worth it. 

McDonald's Cheese Danish

I have to ask myself if McDonald's found a bunch of Cheese Danish in their freezer and said "these are still good. They're only thirty years old. We can still sell them." Then popped these in the oven and made Danish. It could be that I got them first thing in the morning and they were the ones from yesterday. 

Then you just look at that box. It's so much bigger than the pastry that you have to ask if they are compensating for something. I grant that these are normally bigger, but come on, they shouldn't rattle around in the box. 

Anyway, fail.
 

McDonald's McCafe Blueberry and Cream Pie

 The McDonald's McCafe Blueberry and Cream Pie is a blueberry jelly cheesecake pie. It has no blueberry purple to speak of ... it may well have no blueberry to be honest but its' fine. I wouldn't say rich or even all that great but fine. 

Fat disgusting slobs like me should give this a no but if you're not fat like me it's a fine addition to your meal. Unoffensive and mild, I can recommend this.