Sanzo Mango Sparkling Water

As you can see Sanzo Mango Sparkling Water has stuff in it. It is a cloudy stuff with bits floating in it and I don't care for it. I like my water to be water. This is stuff!
 

Rancho La Gloria Mango Margarita Wine Cocktail

Rancho La Gloria Mango Margarita Wine Cocktail is crap. It has almost no mango to it's flavor and taste like the kind of tequila you don't shoot. I had to mix this with something else to make it drinkable, otherwise it just tastes bad.
 

Jelly Belly Mango Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Mango Jelly Beans are like the concentrated flavor of the mango energy drinks I used to get. They still sell them but not were I shop. 

These are really the right mix of tart and sweet. Top notch, Jelly Belly, top notch.

blue monkey Sparkling Mango Juice Drink

 blue monkey should spell their name with capitals but I guess that's no big deal. Their Sparkling Mango Juice Drink is the closest I have ever come to mango soda and given that it's fifty five percent juice I guess it's as good as it will get. 

It doesn't have the thickness I would associate with mango juice and is much lighter in flavor. All in all, this is some good stuff. I really think that if I liked mango more I would get more of this. 

I'm way too fat to be buying drinks anyway.

Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer Mango

 Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer Mango is just as bad as all the other flavors. The stuff just tastes like whatever it was got watered down and made to taste like crap. 

Bubly Sparkling Water Mango

 

Bubly Sparkling Water Mango has enough mango to make it worth drinking for mango loving people. I can't say that mango has ever been a big thing for me, but I can drink this stuff all day. It's a lot better than getting dehydrated so this is an unoffensive flavor.

In the hot summer this is a great thing to have around because soda will kill that summer body faster than you think. All in all, I'd get this again. 

Pepsi Mango

 Pepsi Mango is one of those products from Pepsi that can be hard to find. I know because I went to two or three stores before getting hold of it, and the workers at that store mentioned how fast it sells out. 

Past that this is great with vodka, fine on it's own, a real summer soda if I ever had one. I'll grant it's more of an evening drink but most vodka ready sodas are. 

If you like Pepsi and vodka this is a must try. I've never been too big on mango.

Bud Light Seltzer Mango

You wake up after drinking with a few friends and ask yourself where you are. The hangover throbs so you look about and find one last can of Bud Light Seltzer Mango and think 'well, that has to help' so you down it and think 'Mango, why mango'.

Yeah, that's about how it is with these things. The cherry is better but neither will get you drunk. But Light Seltzer is for people who want to drink all day and not feel much. Drink to forget your problems. 

At 100 calories a can these shouldn't be thought of as all that good for you. I mean, yeah, that's what you get in a shot so it can't be worse for you. 

If you have a go to seltzer for your shot then these aren't that good. If you don't you can survive the mango. 

Coco Fuzion 100 Natural Sparkling Coconut Water Mango

Coco Fuzion 100 Natural Sparkling Coconut Water Mango is an odd mix of flavor. I can't say it's great, but it does refresh the body and give me an odd state of calm. I would get more of this stuff. It's nice and calming.

Welch's Sparkling Mango Bellini

I don't know much about Bellini, but I do believe it should be thick and cannot really come from a bottle. That said this stuff is a fun summer drink that you can give to your kids. It's non-alcoholic. Add a shot of vodka and you have a fine drink for the parents at your summer party.  

Just remember it's basically sugar and enough of it will make you look like me.

The Olde Ship Samosas

Served with Mango Chutney The Olde Ship 'Samosas' are kind of like thick wantons filled with chick peas. I have to say these are an interesting food to say the least, vegetarian, and delightful. 

Be aware that the flaky outer layer will brake and the contents may spill. Order for a party no larger than four or order more than one plate. I would buy these again. 

Venom Energy Killer Taipan Mango

Venom Energy Killer Taipan is a Mango flavored energy drink. Why they call it Killer Taipan I don't know. May be Taipan hang out around mango trees. Anyway, this stuff is good. 

It's about as strong as any energy drink and the flavor is right up there. I have to ask why I never ran into soda flavored this way, because I rather like the taste. 

Now energy drinks and alcohol are dangerous together so don't add vodka to this and get the party going. 

Swagger Energy Drinks Chupacabra Orange Mango

The orange mango cinnamon flavor of Chupacabra by Swagger Energy Drinks is, well, disgusting. It works, but I would never say, I just want to drink one of those for the flavor. 

What did they do to make this stuff? May be stirred it with Chupacabra. That would explain a few things.  

Sizzler Mango Lemonade

Sizzler Mango Lemonade was overly bitter. You do get free refills but I didn't want any.

Panera Bread Mango Ice Tea

I liked this a lot more before I found out it was zero Calories. You can't get something like that with real mango and have zero Calories. What did I put in my body?

Panera Bread Low-Fat Mango Smoothie

Watered down yogurt is not a smoothie! This big glass of disappointment was at very least smooth, kind of cold and more yogurt than anything else. At 270 Calories I guess it beats a soda, but I'd still tell you to get yourself a nice glass of water with ice to cool down.