Disney 50th Anniversary Dante McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

 I never saw Coco so what it has to do with a coked out dog I can't tell you but this Disney 50th Anniversary Dante McDonald's Happy Meal Toy looks like something I would expect to start telling me about an evil legend. Look at those bugged out eyes. Dude, this thing is terrifying.

Miguel Disney 50th Anniversary McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

 

Miguel's Disney 50th Anniversary McDonald's Happy Meal Toy means nothing to me because I never saw Coco, and I don't really keep up with mouse house films. I mean, he looks happy, and I hope he represents his minority in a respectful manner.

Still, I can't express just how little I care about this character. Then again, once I'm done with this toy it will be shipped off to an orphanage in Mexico so the children will love it.  

Coco Fuzion 100 Natural Sparkling Coconut Water Mango

Coco Fuzion 100 Natural Sparkling Coconut Water Mango is an odd mix of flavor. I can't say it's great, but it does refresh the body and give me an odd state of calm. I would get more of this stuff. It's nice and calming.

Alize Coco Liqueur

Alize Coco Liqueur is the kind of thing you drink if your into un-aerated red wine. That is to say it's very French. It's like going down on a French prostitute French. As in, why would you ever do that?!

I feel the same way about drinking this stuff.