Chef Boyardee Macaroni and Cheese

 Chef Boyardee Macaroni and Cheese is a thing. I mean, you look at it and think  "this is a joke, right, I mean, who would get this in a can?" but get it in a can they do and people eat it. 

They must be people who have no time or cooking ability, because this is flavorless. I can see someone stalking this in a cabin for a winter of solitude and writing, but not for feeding oneself or family. 

I mean, it's there, I can eat it, it doesn't bother me, but it is so removed from the joy of food. 

Chef Boyardee Cauliflower Rings With Vegetables

 If there was a food that did nothing but keep you alive I would figure it would taste like Chef Boyardee Cauliflower Rings With Vegetables. The stuff tastes old and stale and it looks like something you would eat after the world ended.  

Eating a cup of this makes me thing of popping a RadAway and grabbing my heat to go wonder the waists. I wish I had a dog. I'm not sure that dog would eat this.

Chef Boyardee Spicy Beef Ravioli

Chef Boyardee Spicy Beef Ravioli has the same overly soft texture as normal Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli. That is to say it feels like mush in your mouth. It is spicy mush so the label is right save for the fact that I can't call the stuff in these beef. 

I recall these being a favored food of the poor because they are so inexpensive. You kind of need to be poor to eat these because they are so far from what Ravioli should be that I don't think I've ever had ravioli that I wouldn't proffer over Chef Boyardee.