Costco Caramel Churro Sundae

I miss the Costco Churro which is a thing I ate in my younger days. Now as a fatter and older man, I'm not as into it, and they stopped making them. Now they have these disappointments the Costco Caramel Churro Sundae which can be had with any Costco Food Court Ice Cream.

I couldn't taste any cinnamon and the Churro bits were like bad cookie dough.  

Fail, I mean, fail, not better than the normal ice cream.  
 

Kellogg’s Corn Flakes

Few things are more American than corn rolled flat and intended to clean the bowels. At one time being a health food, Kellogg’s Corn Flakes are so basic in flavor you would expect them to be some kind of ration or prison food.

Truth be told I grew up eating these things so judging them is like judging water. They just are what you expect. I figure these are the standard by which I can hold breakfast cereal so I’m putting them up here but they’re neither here nor there in terms of taste.