The Folger Coffee Co. 1850 Black Gold

If you really hate someone you can give them this The Folger Coffee Co. 1850 Black Gold. Look, ding bat, black gold is oil. Do you want to drink a cup of used motor oil to get you going in the morning? Well, okay, so may be you do, but I don't and this burnt disgusting slop was free. I don't know why I keep drinking it.

I mean, really, why do I keep drinking it? Well, I mean, it was a gift and it wakes me up with it's horrible taste. K-cups suck.