Mello Yello

Mellow Yellow was a song back in the 60's that talked about smoking banana peals. Mello Yello, released in May of 1979,  is Mountain Dew's older and notably less cool cousin. When Coke comes over to visit Pepsi Mountain Dew groans and says "another afternoon wasted listen to sad music and not hanging out with girls."

The only mellow thing about this Yello is that it's flavor is less intense than the Dew but they are both caffeinated monstrosities designed to keep the party going all night. In Mello Yello's case I believe the party is reading a book on algebra.  

Now where did I put my math books?