Truly Mango Chili Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

Truly Mango Chili Margarita Style Hard Seltzer almost tastes like mango chili. It falls short but tastes okay. I would say that if you added the real fruit with chili it would probably taste a lot better rather than becoming too thin. 

It wasn't great but it was fine. 
 

Truly Watermelon Cucumber Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

Truly Watermelon Cucumber Margarita Style Hard Seltzer doesn't taste like cucumber or watermelon but it does taste okay. I wouldn't say it was worth drinking but I have AC and if I didn't I would so drink this to keep cool. 

I found this to be passable. Not great but worth drinking if you're thirsty. 
 

Truly Strawberry Hibiscus Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

 You can really smell the strawberry in this Truly Strawberry Hibiscus Margarita Style Hard Seltzer but you can't taste it as much. It didn't make me sick like most Truly but it was okay. 

I could have used a stronger flavor but on a hot day this would have been good enough. 

Truly Hard Seltzer Classic Lime Margarita Style

Truly Hard Seltzer Classic Lime Margarita Style is surprisingly good for being lime cleaning solution. Where as I can't say I would buy this again, I can say that it was kind of refreshing and almost worth drinking. 

It wasn't great but Truly normally makes me want to spit it out.
 

Truly Hard Seltzer Orange Peach Fizz

 Truly Hard Seltzer Orange Peach Fizz is a summer beverage for sure. I don't mind the flavor but I would like it better without the alcohol. It tastes fruity but not really orange, more peach, and if you're not thirsty it won't do. 

The up side of having these at your party is that you will need to drink a lot of them to get drunk, and you kind of need to be a bit sloshed to really like them. I would get these again only if I were having a party and wanted to have something people will not get drunk on.

Truly Poolside hard seltzer Kiwi Mojito

Truly Poolside hard seltzer Kiwi Mojito tastes oddly like the water that they keep flowers in at the florist. The level of insane nasty is truly painful to drink and I would almost need to be sick with thirst to want to drink this crap.

 I have never had a Mojito, but I'm sure they can't taste like this. Why they would make this I don't know but I would keep clear of it. 
 

 

Truly Strawberry Melon Fizz Hard Seltzer

 With all the hate I have leveled on hard seltzer you would think I would stop drinking it but it keeps going on sale and I just keep buying. Truly Strawberry Melon Fizz Hard Seltzer is not that bad. 

I know this is a low bar, but this stuff is smooth enough and unoffensive. I still can't drink them fast enough to get drunk, but I never was one to get drunk. 

The melon is hard to taste and the strawberry is almost not there at all but this isn't bad. I would call this a hot day drink flavor wise. I mean, I wouldn't really drink it for the taste but if you're keeping the buzz going this will work.

Truly Grass Fed Natural Creamy Irish Butter, Salted

'Truly Grass Fed Natural Creamy Irish Butter, Salted' just tastes like butter to me. I don't really know how butter can be Irish and I'm not sure how it can impact the flavor but I guess you feel better knowing that the cow got some fresh air. 

You ever see, or smell, a dairy farm? Cows poop all the time and they then walk through the other cows poop. They get poop on their utters and so there is poop in their milk. 

Grass fed cows step in their poop a good deal less so you get less of it in their milk and I think they poop a bit less because grass takes longer to digest. Overall, you can feel better about eating this butter and know there is less poop in it. 

Enjoy!