5th Day of Christmas Marketplace Brands Apple Spice Tea

 Yes, ladies and gentleman, this is the fifth day of Christmas and along with those five golden rings you get Marketplace Brands Apple Spice Tea. The only thing right with this name is the tea part because there is no apple or spice in this. 

In fact this tastes just like the 1st day of Christmas apple spice tea. I don't know how they got twelve days because there are only four flavors. Now I need to review something else for the rest of the year. 

One seams to hear fail everywhere, marry marry marry Christmas. 

4th day of Christmas Marketplace Brands English Breakfast Tea

It's the 4th day of Christmas and  Marketplace Brands English Breakfast Tea is tea 4 of the 12 Teas of Christmas. It has a caramel taste with a bolder aftertaste that isn't bad. 

I'm normally not one for breakfast tea, but this isn't bad at all.  I don't think you can get it outside of the set but the set should be on sale now.

3rd Day of Christmas Marketplace Brands Peppermint Tea

It's the third day of Christmas and I can't taste peppermint in my Marketplace Brands Peppermint Tea. It hardly tastes like tea. Why they would have this for the third day of Christmas I don't know. 
 

Then, there is no direct chicken known as a French Hen. There are French breeds of chicken, but I don't think any one breed is the French Hen. It was just something to put in a song, and this tea is just something to put on a shelf. 

Fail!

2nd Day of Christmas Marketplace Brands Orange Black Tea

 It's the second day of Christmas and we are drinking orange black iced tea. It tastes like nooothings. Well, it tastes like something just not much. I'm not sure why you would buy the 12 Teas of Christmas if this is what you get. Hardly enough tea in the pack to make anything. 

Oh, well, I am drinking more water. 

1st Day of Christmas Marketplace Brands Apple Spice Tea

 It's the first day of Christmas and I'm drinking iced Marketplace Brands Apple Spice Tea. Stuff tastes like water and has no hint of apple or spice. The box shows a 'Partridge in a Pear Tree'. I don't imagine partridge tea would have tasted all that great. Pear tea sounds like a good idea. This stuff is a joke.

12 Gourmet Coffees of Christmas Holiday Gift Set by Marketplace Brands

 Okay, you got a gift from someone and now you need to get them something that makes it look like you just weren't home when they dropped off your gift so you run to the store. You look around and see '12 Gourmet Coffees of Christmas Holiday Gift Set by Marketplace Brands' and say "well, he likes coffee". Yeah, no, this is crap. Even if the coffee was good, which it is not, you don't get much of it. It's not 12 full pots of coffee but rather an ounce of each coffee. Who drinks so little coffee?! Well, K-cup people...and these are not K-cups.

Marketplace Brands Irish Cream Coffee

Marketplace Brands coffee is generally sad and tastes meh. The Irish Cream is the best flavor in there 12 coffees of Christmas pack. This doesn't change the fact that you only get a few cups worth and so have to drink it on your lonesome.

I mean, if they sold this stuff alone I would buy it. I would take a tin of this to work to drink with my crew. I don't think they do sell this alone, so bad idea. 

Marketplace Brands Chocolate Coffee

Marketplace Brands Chocolate Coffee would be better if someone had remembered the chocolate. I mean, it tastes like they were low on that and said, 'well, it's brown enough.' Every time I drink more of this crap it's like another disappointment. This coffee is like life sad, bitter, and full of falls promises.

Marketplace Brands Cinnamon Coffee

 

Marketplace Brands Cinnamon Coffee tastes like cinnamon coffee if you left the cinnamon out. I mean, cinnamon without sugar has never been my bag but you get so little with this flavor that why bother?

Marketplace Brands Italian Roast

Marketplace Brands Italian Roast is one of the 12 coffees of Christmas for no good reason. I mean, not even an ginger coffee made the list but here were are with this stuff. Well, at least it's dark and strong...well, dark...kind off. This whole thing was a ripoff. Never buy this crap.

Marketplace Brands Breakfast Blend Coffee

Marketplace Brands Breakfast Blend Coffee is, well, crap.I never liked breakfast blend coffee, and I don't like this simpler pack. It's bitter old and there isn't enough of it.

Marketplace Brands Amaretto Coffee

If you close your eyes and hold it in your mouth long enough Marketplace Brands Amaretto Coffee tastes of Amaretto. You still don't get enough coffee to make a pot and if you did want this one of the 12 coffees of Christmas you have no way of getting more unless you want to by the whole sampler over again. singing: Fail, fail, fail, fail, faaail,

Marketplace Brands French Vanilla Coffee

For those of you who don't know, French Vanilla started as an ice cream flavor where in more eggs where used then normal vanilla. This gave it a creamy color. How this can be expressed in Marketplace Brands French Vanilla Coffee I don't know. 

As the flavor can't exist and just sounds fancy so the vanilla here is missing.  This is crap. 

Marketplace Brands Holiday Blend Coffee

How do you make something one of the Twelve Coffees of Christmas? You add 'Holiday' to the name and hope no one knows what that means. I mean, come on people. You could make eggnog coffee. Or pumpkin pie coffee. No, we got ourselves some holiday blend. What is that supposed to taste like over eating and commercials?!

Marketplace Brands Hazelnut Coffee

Marketplace Brands Hazelnut Coffee is okay if not for the fact that you don't get much of it and you can hardly taste the Hazelnut. It's like someone got the cheapest Hazelnut Coffee they could find for this pack because they knew that you wouldn't be looking for more. 

This is so a Christmas ripoff. 

Marketplace Brands Mocha Coffee

In addition to not being enough for a pot Marketplace Brands Mocha Coffee is a flavorless addition to the 12 coffees of Christmas. Stuff tastes like really old coffee. No mocha, just old bitter coffee. Get this stuff for someone on Christmas you're sure to make them angry.

Marketplace Brands Peppermint Coffee

Marketplace Brands Peppermint Coffee is one of your 12 coffees of Christmas and I got them so I could talk about Christmas all month. Mint and Peppermint are two different things. Peppermint is known for it's sharper taste hence the name.   

I like neither in my coffee but peppermint is the lesser of the two. Not that you could really taste much of it in this bitter brew, but, hay, I don't think you could get more if you liked it anyway.

Marketplace Brands Spicy Orange Coffee

Marketplace Brands Spicy Orange Coffee comes as part of the Coffees of Christmas collection and would be okay if you didn't only get an ounce. You'd do better snorting this stuff.  

No one who loves coffee would be happy with this small bit of grounds. 

Marketplace Brands Chocolate Cocoa Mix

 

Marketplace Brands Chocolate Cocoa Mix... would that be double chocolate or just flavored like it is? Merry Christmas the box says on this Chocolate Cocoa Mix of the 12 Cocoas of Christmas and it in tales the disappointment of the phrase. 

Right about now is when the real drinking starts with all the leftover bottles for thanksgiving, and the worrying over how much the holiday will dent your bank account. 

Have this with a shot of rum and forget. 

Marketplace Brands Gingerbread Cocoa Mix

 Marketplace Brands Gingerbread is the first Cocoa Mix I tried from the 12 Cocoas of Christmas collection and as you can see it looks like muddy water. It has a taste of ginger but not a strong enough one to be called gingerbread. The box says "The most wonderful time of the year" but the flavor says "I'm going to lose a friend if I give this as a gift".