Sunday, August 31, 2025

Jack In The Box Waffle Sticks

I can’t say if Waffle Sticks are all that new at Jack in the Box but these are the 2025 verity. These are deep fried as opposed to baked and are kind of like doughnuts without the sugar. I mean, they didn’t give me the stuff this comes with so I didn’t have anything sweet to put on them but I have to say that I didn’t hate these.

 

I didn’t like them either but then how does one feel about over cooked fried food?


 

Healthy Choice Café Steamers Four Cheese Ravioli & Chicken Marinara

Healthy Choice Café Steamers Four Cheese Ravioli & Chicken Marinara should really cut almost everything out but the ravioli, because everything but the ravioli was nasty. The white onions on this made it nearly inedible to me, but I have an aversion to onions so they will.

If you don’t mind onions, I guess this would be edible, but it doesn’t come out well. What you get is a really big box with very little food and a lot of packing materials.

 

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Jack In the Box Hot Honey Spicy Chicken Strips

Jack in the Box is not known for good food and their Hot Honey Spicy Chicken Strips are no exception. I should mention these are the 2025 edition because I think they roll these out every year.

 

The normal chicken strips are salty and the breading is heavy and thick. This means they give me indigestion. Now the hot version I haven’t tried this year as of yet so the hot honey is hot. I mean, it’s a building heat that will make me reach for a drink.

 

The honey part is a big fail as the “honey” is too thin and runny with little of the flavor associated with bee vomit. You find it all at the bottom of the box and so these are sticky enough to get your hands dirty but not enough to have the flavor you’re looking for.


 

Jelly Belly French Vanilla Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly French Vanilla Jelly Beans don't look like the ice cream they are supposed to taste like. They do like like top notch ice cream that has vanilla bean in it but french vanilla has more eggs than normal vanilla giving it a distinctive color.

I still think the name is a cheap shot, and the flavor is better left in ice cream. 
 

Friday, August 29, 2025

Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Corn Flakes

Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Corn Flakes is a very solid offering from Ritter Sport that will have a wide appeal to chocolate lovers. It is not as sweet as a Hershey's Kiss, but it is close and the cornflakes give it a satisfying crunch. 

If you could only try one Ritter Sport this would be the one. 
 

Thursday, August 28, 2025

Minees Vanilla Cream Sandwich Cookies

Minees Vanilla Cream Sandwich Cookies are on the dry side and take coffee well. They are thin compared to Oreo cookies and don't have a lot of cream. 

I would say they leave you wanting but then you wash the flavor down with a good cup of Joe and you feel better. These aren't my thing but I liked them enough. 

 

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Oreo Peanut Butter Creme Cakesters

Oreo Peanut Butter Creme Cakesters is what the websites call these Oreo Cakesters with Peanut Butter flavored creme. Look, Oreo cream is vegan to start with which is fine even if it is a little unsettling. Start making fake peanut butter and I find that offensive. 

Peanuts are inexpensive to start with and needing to make peanut substitutes is just wrong. These are bad for you from day one, sure, but what they make them out of is just wrong. 

They were dry, had little flavor, and I didn't care much for them anyway.  
 

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

CäPeachio’s Vegetable Medley Crackers


 CäPeachio’s Vegetable Medley Crackers are a thing I got just so that I could try my goat cheese. I still don't know why I have goat cheese, but it was on sale. This meant that I needed crackers to try it on and so I have crackers to review. 

These crackers taste like vegetable crackers. I think they may have been on the old side.  

These get the job done, and that's what you want with crackers. 

Monday, August 25, 2025

McDonald's The McDonaldLand Adult Happy Meal Tin HAMBURGLAR

The Hamburglar Tin from McDonald’s latest adult happy mean is something that really should be mad for kids. It’s a tin full of stickers. I can’t figure I’d like this kind of thing off principle.

I don’t much care for these gimmicks by the clown because the mean I end up with junk that I don’t know what to do with. If you want to see more you’d better share this with your friends.


 

Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Butter Biscuit & Cocoa Cream

Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Butter Biscuit & Cocoa Cream is chocolate cookie inside. I'm not sure how I feel about it but it was good enough to eat. I wouldn't think much of this combination but the chocolate does keep the cookie from getting stale.
 

Sunday, August 24, 2025

Carl’s Jr. Triple Queso Crunch Burger

Carl’s Mr.’s Triple Queso Crunch Burger has more burger and less crunch per bite than the double or single. The triple just had no flavor by Queso Crunch sanders but it was a big floppy burger that was hard to get in my mouth.

Building up may be impressive but with a burger building out is a better experience.

In any case, this was a letdown and so I wouldn’t get one again. Then again my bloated frame needs salad. 


 

Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Mega Berries Snack Pouches

Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Mega Berries Snack Pouches are full of Crunch Berries. These are really big Crunch Berries and they do make the Crunch less Cap'ney. 

If you like Crunch Berries this snack is nice and convenient. They do leave the idea of milk behind and are made for school lunches not morning meals.  

Yeah, Cap'n, that's what people want. Big Crunch Berries.
 

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Mt. McDonaldland Shake

McDonald’s has released the Mt. McDonaldland Shake which is a berry shake. I have never had a berry shake before but then I don’t know if that was a thing I wanted to try.

It does look like this is made with real dairy product because unlike the shakes of the past this melts.

Where it not for the fact that it caused my blood sugar to hit two hundred and ninety nine I would say this is an interesting thing to try. For me it’s just not worth all the sugar.