Lunchables Snack Duos Ham, Cheddar & Mini Ritz Cracker

Lunchables Snack Duos Ham, Cheddar & Mini Ritz Cracker are one of the dumbest ideas I have ever put in my mouth. The dumbest was opening a tube of superglue with my teeth. Stuff got in my mouth and took more than an hour to get out.

These however take simple food and make it take longer to eat so that by the time your done lunch is over, and you have to go back to work. 

When I was a kid, lunch was down my throat and I was on the playground a soon as possible so why make a snack that takes longer for children? 

I would get it if it were for fat people who needed to spend more time eating but this is for children. Haven't we wasted enough of their lives?