Urth Caffé Rude Awakening

Do you like coffee? Do you like it so dark that it will taste better if you chewed the beans? Then Rude Awakening at the Urth Caffé is for you!

This bitter hipster crap is some of the worst coffee I've ever had. Taking the bitterness out with sugar, or that zero calorie stuff I tried at first, didn't help. 

I mean, look, I have my coffee black almost every day, and I didn't care for this stuff.