Outback Steakhouse The Outback Burger

Now look, I know a cheeseburger when I see one and this is a cheeseburger. You can call it 'The Outback Burger' all you want, but it is still a cheeseburger. 

Come on, Outback Steakhouse, if you're going to call it something funny make it something different. I can get this at any mom and pop burger stand.