Urth Caffé The "New Yorker" Sandwich

Urth Caffé The "New Yorker" Sandwich is a Rueben with salad. It said it came with pickles, but I don't see any. Now look, I paid $13.25 and you folks skipped the pickles?

Also the sandwich dripped all over and tasted like almost nothing. 

Epic fail!

Urth Caffé Rude Awakening

Do you like coffee? Do you like it so dark that it will taste better if you chewed the beans? Then Rude Awakening at the Urth Caffé is for you!

This bitter hipster crap is some of the worst coffee I've ever had. Taking the bitterness out with sugar, or that zero calorie stuff I tried at first, didn't help. 

I mean, look, I have my coffee black almost every day, and I didn't care for this stuff. 

Urth Caffé - Los Angeles

Urth Caffé Los Angeles is a repurposed building on South Hewitt Street nestled among umbrellas and across from a park. I found no less then four police officers eating there among the hipsters, and I marveled both at the decorum of mosaics and the price of the crappy sandwich I got. 

Yeah, this is a place for people with more money than folks like me. It is a place for people who drive BMW's and live lives of new car smell and expensive perfume made of whale vomit. 

I guess going there gives me an idea of how the other half lives. 

Gentrification: Building homes that no one will live in.