Showing posts with label Pudding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pudding. Show all posts

Thursday, April 13, 2023

L.O.L. Surprise Tropical Flavored Pudding by Snack Pack


 L.O.L. Surprise Tropical Flavored Pudding by Snack Pack is about as tropical flavored as any pudding that you can get. I mean that to be not at all. I guess there was some flavor to it but I would not have called it tropical. 

Putting a fancy name on flavorless pudding is not okay.

Thursday, January 12, 2023

Jell-O Unicorn Magic Cupcake Pudding Snacks


 Jell-O Unicorn Magic Cupcake Pudding Snacks are just vanilla. They are not magical in anyway, and they don't taste like unicorn. I don't get the whole obsession with unicorn flavored things. They don't taste that great. 

Anyway, these are brightly colored to attract dumb children because dumb children apparently don't like off white pudding. 

Fail.

Monday, May 31, 2021

Godiva Chocolate Pudding with Real Raspberry


 Godiva Chocolate Pudding with Real Raspberry is as high class as pudding can get and still use artificial flavors. I really have to ask why you would make something like this and not go the distance, but someone must like this stuff. 

It's not bad, the raspberry is more of a texture than a flavor, and the whole thing works. If you like pudding you should try this stuff. Me, I'm going to mix the extra box with espresso and try to use it to keep me up tonight. I have work to do.

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Pumpkin Spice Jell-O Pudding

Pumpkin Spice Jell-O Pudding sounds like a match made in heaven but the truth is it tastes so mild that you would never know it's pumpkin spice at all. I mean, I grant that we live in a pumpkin spice saturated world so a milder for of the flavor may appeal to some people. As for me. I added ginger and cinnamon to this to make  it taste like something.

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Godiva White Chocolate Vanilla Bean Pudding with Chocolate Chips

If you don't make this Godiva White Chocolate Vanilla Bean Pudding with Chocolate Chips correctly all the chips end up at the bottom of the last cup. It's a very novel pudding but the lack of real vanilla drags it down. I mean, who goes to all this trouble and uses fake vanilla?

Monday, June 22, 2020

SE Grocers Instant Pudding & Pie Filling French Vanilla

SE Grocers Instant Pudding & Pie Filling French Vanilla is one of those products that lies to you right off the bat. How do you have French Vanilla pudding? French Vanilla is a kind of Ice Cream!

After that, how do you go wrong with pudding? I mean, I never had a pudding I didn't like. 

Saturday, June 22, 2019

Snack Pack Unicorn Magic


Snack Pack Unicorn Magic is the kind of thing that I would expect to find at a sex shop that services girly gay men. I'm not judging, this just looks like something no one should ever put in their mouth unless they're doing something, well, odd.

 Who wants to eat artificially flavored unicorn vomit in the first place? It also comes with a free unicorn stick on tattoo, because every dad wants to give a stick on tattoo to his little girl right? 

 I mean, if this were the 80's it would be okay for me to make gay jokes about this product. Not so much any more, but if a man had a unicorn tattoo you'd think he was gay. 

Also, this doesn't taste very good. Kind of fruity but not very. 

Monday, April 24, 2017

Hannaford Instant Pudding Pistachio

Hannaford Instant Pudding Pistachio tastes like almond cookies. It has almond in it but no pistachio. I mean fail, tasty fail, but still fail.