BJ’s Spinach stuffed Mushrooms

Let me first say that I love mushrooms. That makes complaining about these rather hard. I also didn’t pay for them which makes knowing what you get for the price rather hard. So, let me say that I don’t recall any spinach in the six little mushrooms you get.

Other than that I could eat these all day. Oops, I was done with them in less than sixty seconds. 

BJ’s Gourmet Five Meat Pizza

This particular heart attack on a plate had meat balls (don’t all men have meat balls too. I mean they should say what kind of meat balls if you ask me) pepperoni, oven baked ham, salami, Italian sausage, and parmesan cheese. It’s just a bit short of them slapping a dead pig on your pizza and serving it up.

To be honest, I still proffer a good old pepperoni from Costco, but you can’t get blasted at Costco which is why my brother goes to BJ’s. With BJ’s it’s all in the beer.

BJ’s Peanut butter S’more Pizzokie

Pizzokie, I still haven’t gotten over that word. I mean, Pizzokie, it sounds like the nick name for a water cannon that shoots lemonade at a mettle concert.

Other than the ice cream being two big blocks of ice this was really good.  After splitting one of these with my brother he asked me to drive him to the drug store to by some diabetic health shakes. Well, sweet, sweet death, wrap me in thine arms.