Johnsonville Flame Grilled Original Bratwurst

Johnsonville Flame Grilled Original Bratwurst is what goes for your more basic sausage. There is nothing flashy in this link and the spice factor isn't vary high. 

I'll grant you that the only thing I can really make fun of is that name. "Johnsonville" sounds like the most basic place on earth or a land of dick headed people who refuse to stop making bad puns. It doesn't help that my brother in law is a Johnson and a whole ville of dick heads like him can't be good. 

I would get this sausage again.