Monday, June 8, 2015

Hormel Compleats Cheese Tortellini

So if you feel like dying a little each day you can eat this crap. It isn't good but it is cheap and fast. Sporting half of the saturated fat for the average human day, almost half the salt, and looking nothing like what is shown on the box I have nicknamed these death boxes.

That is not to say they are without redeeming properties. Nine teen grams of protean 40% of your dally calcium needs and three grams of fiber. That means you won't brake a bone when you fall down from the heart attack and crap yourself.