V8 Splash Smoothies Strawberry Banana

 V8 Splash Smoothies Strawberry Banana is the kind of thing you would use to make a smoothie before a workout when your fat but pretending to get thin. It's sugar water with some vitamins thrown in but better for you than a coke. 

If you start with this, add greens, add fruit, and top it off with oatmeal then this wouldn't be bad for you.

Brainiac Kids Smart Smoothie Strawberry Banana

 Brainiac Kids Smart Smoothie is not made of brains or kids. This is a disappointment, but then brains are fattening and kids are disgusting. Seriously, they would put anything in their mouth.   

Now the Strawberry Banana version of this just doesn't have much banana to go round. I find this to be okay, small, but they are made for children, and they are okay.