Kellogg's Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal

I do believe it's pride month, and what could be more gay than Snap, Crackle, and Pop the three mascots for Kellogg's Rice Krispies? I mean, look at these three little dudes so happy with each other. 

Then Kellogg's says 'hold my apple juice like drink' and they make Rice Krispies out of Froot Loops making Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal.

Look, I always knew Snap, Crackle, and Pop were gay, but Rice Krispies aren't gay even as they look like little dicks when you think about it. Rice Krispies is cereal with gay mascots, but Rainbow Krispies are somehow insulting.

They taste like Froot Loops and are poison for children. They may look gay but they will not make you happy.   

At the end of the day, gay people are just people, some of them may be eccentric, but there are plenty of not gay eccentrics out there.  

Kellogg's Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal may have nice colors, but it's tacky and bad for you. It's something you shouldn't want in your body just like a tacky drag queen that smells bad.