Save for that red stuff this was, well, okay. Frozen food feels a lot smaller than it did when I was a kid, but I guess there's three times as much of me anyway.
I’ve come to have low expectations for frozen food as it’s being made cheaper and cheaper to be something the average American can buy. This is then food for poor people and so ask yourself “will I eat those red things” if the answer is no you shouldn’t get this because there is so little of it you will still be hungry in the end.
I like to keep a few of these in my freezer but they never last long there as I can't stop eating them.
Sparkling Ice Spiked Strawberry Citrus Smash isn't much to speak of. It has hardly any alcohol in it and it hits like seltzer. The flavor is mild and lacks much in the way of Strawberry.
Stuff is just fine, not great, but good on a hot day.
Funny thing is I don't think this is that great but I was thirsty and it was hot.
Then again, are you supposed to eat these dry? I mean, I always did eat crackers dry but now I find you are supposed to put stuff on them.
The Spicy Snack Wrap is back at McDonald’s and I never had them before this run because they don’t look great and spicy has never been my thing. It’s got more spice than the normal fast food fair. The heat will build as you eat.
I don’t think that much of these but they are something you can hold and eat which is a plus for fast food. I’d give them a try if you’d like a little spice in your life.
I would say that most chocolate lovers would be a fan of this even if they don't like dark chocolate.
Chicken, lettuce, ranch-ish sauce and some shreds of cheese all in a stale tortilla McDonald’s Ranch Snack Wrap is unimpressive. I can see how they were discontinued given that there are better items at the house of clown and this is kind of low effort.
I think what kicked it into bad territory for me was that cold tortilla. If it was heated up it would have been better, but it was cold.
I like this kind of fish because of the strong flavor and this didn't have a strong flavor. I wouldn't get it again but my cats loved it.
Selena Gomez Oreo Cookies don’t taste like woman. I don‘t know what Selena tastes like but I can assure you that it is not cinnamon and chocolate. This is not helped by the crap cinnamon they used on these things that doesn’t taste real and the fact that these cookies keep falling apart.
It also doesn’t help that as a fat disgusting mass I need to have healthy food to go with my cookies and this is what I came up with. Coffee and cookies never filled me up so fast.
This is no replacement for the original but it is a nice change.
The McMuffin has got to be the most iconic breakfast sandwich in fast food history. I’ve eaten hundreds off them. What, I’m fat?
To spice that up they globed a splat of spicy sauce on one and made the McDonald’s Spicy Sausage Egg McMuffin which takes all the best parts of the sandwich and flushes them out with mild pink spicy… I mean, pink spice sounds like a stripper that farts.
Anyway, this is kind of a waist of a McMuffin. It isn’t bad but it isn’t better than the sandwich on its own.
Pillsbury Soft Baked Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cookies are the kind of thing I can have in my house for six months and not eat. Given how fat and disgusting I am you should think twice about buying them.
Are they bad, no, but they don't have a lot of cinnamon and there is no crunch. I mean, if you fail the name why name it that?
I haven't eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch for maybe twenty years but I remember liking it as a kid. Sugar cereal is something I dislike as a point but I admit that much of it tastes really good. Accept these cookies aren't as good as the cereal. Why not just eat the cereal then?
This didn't have much in the way of flavor, and I wish now that I could find some real raspberry soda and add cream to see what this really should have tasted like.
If it were me, I would rather have the original flavor. These aren't bad but not that great.
You'll never miss not trying this, but it isn't bad.
Field Day Organic Golden Round Crackers are hippy Ritz. Ritz are known to be the buttery version of crackers to be used at fancy gatherings. These are about as good as Ritz. They are a little less flavorful, but that lets you taste the thing you put on them.
These work well for what they are. I wouldn't eat them on their own but they were fine.
