Sunday, April 5, 2015

Random Creepy Easter Thing

Not just this Random Creepy Easter Thing but all Random Creepy Easter Things that will show up on your plate today. They are dry, tasteless, and evil. 

These emissaries of the dark lord will eventually tempt you into selling your health for their dry, cardboard-like, flavor and curse you with diabetes.

'But it's just one' you cry 'and it's only today' but you know it's a week of eating these pixy colored death globs, and you had a few before today.

When the darkness comes and the marshmallow bunnies come to drag you to my sister's house you will remember my words, but then it will be too late.