Duncan Hines Perfect Size for 1 Maple Brown Sugar Oatcup is way to small for a manzilla like me, but I was able to find a cup that it fit in. I never did get these tiny things, but they are hot and that's a good thing in the morning.
I don't think these are as good as an old fashioned oatmeal. Then again, what really is. If you have the time you can make oatmeal taste as good as this and it will be more filling but if you don't these are just fine.
Or, you could make these in a bowl, dump ice cream on top and have one kickn' morning
Gamesa Crackets are discount Ritz. When you have them with cheese the lack of goodness stands out, but when you eat them along with the world in isolation they aren't so bad. They make a great snack for people who are too depressed to get out of the house.
However, stay clear of the label because these are butter flavored crackers which mean they are not made with butter and what they are made of has got to be depressing.
If I didn't have to get to work eating these would make me want to roll over and go back to sleep.
Is that how you spell Salami? Anyway, Mighty Spark Italian Sausage with Pepperoni and Salame doesn't taste much like Pepperoni. It doesn't taste much like Italians for that matter. It's a fine enough bulk sausage that I found at the store and I liked using it.
I can't say I would go out of my way to get more but it was good stuff.
Post Hostess Donettes Cereal Powdered Mini Donuts is a long named nasty cereal that tastes nothing like what it emulates. I love these mini donuts and have spent many a day on duty dunking them in my coffee. However, the cereal is bland by comparison and you can't dunk them in coffee.
Sugar cereal should be eaten only by those who have a lot of hard work to do to start with, but this crap should never be eaten. Good old none sweetened cereal is much better.
Oroweat Organic 100% Whole Grain is a rarity now with bread being missing from stores. What is up with that? In any case, you get a lot of seeds a such with this and you can wait to see it come out the other end.
As bread goes this is the right mix of good for you and tastes good. When this whole virus thing blows over you should get some of this.
Coca-Cola Energy: Not as good as Coca-Cola and not as strong as Monster. Come one Coke, you can do better than this!
Big AZ Spicy Chicken is a thing that shows up in the vending machines at my work. I have to say that 'spicy' isn't what I would call this but they are good enough so that after you eat one you want another...or is that just me because I'm fat?
In any case, these will take longer in the microwave then the pack says, but they will fill you up which is nice.
Keebler Danish Wedding Cookies are chocolate chip cookies with powder and coconut. I don't think these were all that great, but I took a box to work, and my coworkers ate them all up. Cookies are cookies am I right?
Nestle Coffee Mate Red Velvet has no red nor velvet and tastes just like normal cream. In fact, I think they just gave me normal cream in a red velvet bottle. So disappointed.
Banquet Mega Deep Dish Bacon Mac 'N Cheese is like the chicken only with less flavor. I mean, these have too little bacon for the bacon to bacon and so you're left with a Mac 'N Cheese pie.
Ask yourself if you want a Mac 'N Cheese pie and after you say yes you should try one of these. They honestly come out better after you microwave them.
The Belvita Breakfast Blueberry biscuits are perfect for tea or coffee. As I love coffee I love these. I'm not so hot on blueberry but the crisp nature of these makes me want to go back and find a few more flavors to review. Good stuff.
Keebler Sandies Cookies Cashew Shortbread have way too little cashew. They have a distinctive enough flavor, but are more short bread than anything else.
On the whole, these are cookies and I feel like most of my readers could use a good cookie right now. These are good enough to eat as you sit in your kitchen with the heat off and have a cup of coffee as you think about your life.
Me, I got work to night.
Lesser Evil Grain Free Paleo Puffs Himalayan Salt 'N Apple Cider Vinegar are another one of those things with a way too long name that once I'm done writing it down I need a nap. I mean, they taste like vinegar for the most part but you need to let everyone know they're paleo.
All and all, I have to say I like these crazy things. I mean, they wake up my mouth from the old and normal. I can't say I would eat them every day, but I would recommend you all try them.
You wake up after drinking with a few friends and ask yourself where you are. The hangover throbs so you look about and find one last can of Bud Light Seltzer Mango and think 'well, that has to help' so you down it and think 'Mango, why mango'.
Yeah, that's about how it is with these things. The cherry is better but neither will get you drunk. But Light Seltzer is for people who want to drink all day and not feel much. Drink to forget your problems.
At 100 calories a can these shouldn't be thought of as all that good for you. I mean, yeah, that's what you get in a shot so it can't be worse for you.
If you have a go to seltzer for your shot then these aren't that good. If you don't you can survive the mango.
Lofthouse Cookies St. Patrick Frosted Sugar Cookies are the same sugar cookies you find all over the place here in Southern California.
In any case, these are cake cookies that do well with coffee. I love coffee, also it's St. Patrick's day so I'm kind of drunk.
Banquet Mega Deep Dish Buffalo- Style Chicken Mac 'N Cheese is a long name. I hate long names like that because then I have to write them out and you're like "why did they name it like this".
The holiday is canceled and you're sitting on your horde of TP waiting for the men in plastic to tell you that the world is ending so you may just find a few of these still in the freezer section.
Aside from taking so very long to cook these are good, but you don't really taste the buffalo. It's like some buffalo sauce got dropped in there but not enough for you to really get a flavor of it.
Past that, not enough chicken, great food to sit at your computer and be depressed about.
Dreyer's Golden Lasso Twirl Ice Cream is what passes for a bad idea in the ice cream world. Not that it's bad per say, more that it's just not that great. You have vanilla ice cream that could use more vanilla and some caramel stars. I mean, stuff is okay. I don't expect it to taste like Wonder Woman or any other woman for that matter, but I also didn't expect it to taste like this.
Johnsonville Flame Grilled Original Bratwurst is what goes for your more basic sausage. There is nothing flashy in this link and the spice factor isn't vary high.
I'll grant you that the only thing I can really make fun of is that name. "Johnsonville" sounds like the most basic place on earth or a land of dick headed people who refuse to stop making bad puns. It doesn't help that my brother in law is a Johnson and a whole ville of dick heads like him can't be good.
I would get this sausage again.
Coca Cola Energy Cherry tastes a bit flat and does little to keep you up. I had one in the morning, and then had to have some coffee to get me going. Come on Coca Cola, you were one of the first dark energy drinks served cold and you give us this crap.
You'll need more than one of these to get the party going and they aren't that much cheaper than a Monster.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Sweet Corn tastes like it's right out of the can...why you would not then just buy it by the can I don't know. I should have got the potatoes. The things I do for you people.
MTN Dew Sweet Lightning is mango. I mean, it has a dark yellow color and a mango flavor that wasn't what I was expecting. They say it has honey and peach but I don't taste any of that. I just taste mango. As mango goes it isn't bad.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken & Donuts Sandwich sounds like a good idea until you find you can't hold onto the sandwich because it drips frosting all over the place.
Does it taste good? Well, yes, it taste rather good, but don't think you're going to work after eating one. Change that shirt you slob!
Old Crow Bourbon Whiskey is a strong whiskey for those cold nights when you just need to get some feeling back in your hands. I mean, I know we don't drink like that in California but we had a cold winter and a shot of this a day got me through it. I have to say, this is not my Wild Turkey but it gets the job done.
Nice Peanut Puffs Bamba Oven Baked Snack are like cheese puffs only with peanut butter. I can't believe this product is not more common because they totally rock. I got three bags of these and ate one before I took a picture. Now, I'm working on the last bag and they taste great. Addictive snack food and I'm not saying that because I'm a 400 pound manzila.
At 5% Alcohol and 100 calories Bud Light Seltzer Black Cherry is just a light hard soda. It tastes fine but with that little alcohol will have no kick. I think this stuff is okay, mild, and worth trying if you like lighter drinks to keep the buzz going.
Is it great? No, but it's a drink that will refresh you, and I like drinking it. It will settle your gut before bed. I give it a buy.
Z!NT Maca is some kind of super food powder. The label said you could use it as sugar in your coffee but I tried that, and no you can't. stuff tasted nasty. I don't know how well it would work in a smoothy but it's coffee exploits leave much to be desired.
Titan Burger Chino Shrimp and Chips is a lot of food from a small Burger place in Chino California. It is still bland American food that will fill your gut yet leave you thinking there has to be something better in life.
Don't get me wrong here, I would get this again. I just feel it's so vary normal that I want to try something new. There has to be more to food than this.
Ortega Taco Shells are not ready to eat out of the box. You need to heat them up first. I will say that they're strong enough to take some weight before they go down the old pie hole. Now White Corn is just a look. I don't think it makes all that much difference, but I never had the yellow corn.
If your a fan of traditional Mexican food you're so not buying these. If you are totally white like I am you may try them but they're not that great.
Is normal Mac and Cheese too flavorful for you? Then try Annie's Home Grown Rice Shell Pasta & Creamy White Cheddar. Made with a mild cheddar powder that is almost tasteless, this will make your dinner look classy without making your taste buds tingle.
This stuff is fine, and I got at on sale. It it wants to be health food it just isn't. Carbs and salt with no fiber. I wouldn't buy it again but it isn't bad.
Salporina Rice Cookies arrived at my local market and I have to say I love to have them with coffee. I don't think much of them without coffee but with coffee they taste like almond cookies.
Good stuff really. I love coffee.
Titan Burger Chino located in Chino California is a normal California dinner. As you can see there Fish and Chips is more food than a reasonable person can eat in one sitting.
I love fish and chips so I would get this again but it didn't wow me in any way. Just normal diner fair.
