Ore-Ida Original Butter Homestyle Mashed Potatoes

Ore-Ida Original Butter Homestyle Mashed Potatoes don't taste very buttery or home made. Then, I'm not sure you would want home made tasting potatoes. My mother wasn't that great of a cook to be honest. 

Anyway, these are okay mashed potatoes. I think the point of them is just to exist and fill the void we need to fill with mashed potatoes. Most people put things on them anyway and do not scoop them up with artichoke leaves like I did here.
 

Act II Xtreme Butter Popcorn

Act II Xtreme Butter Popcorn sounds like a product that should be more extreme I don't know what can be all that extreme  about butter but this isn't it at all. It's butter popcorn all right, but just normal butter popcorn. I would never have walked away from eating this and said, "that is extreme".
 

Truly Grass Fed Natural Creamy Irish Unsalted Butter

 Truly Grass Fed Natural Creamy Irish Unsalted Butter is butter you should feel better about, because the cow was treated better. It still tastes like unsalted butter, but your inner hippy will tell you good job before he scolds you for not going vegan.

Peanut Butter Oreo Cookies

 The Oreo Cooke has gone down hill since it's move to Mexico so I almost never have anything good to say about them. These peanut butter Oreo Cookies are not bad. I can say that after leaving them open in my kitchen I ate them all. 

This is no big thing because I'm a big fat dude, but I review so much junk food that I normally give my cookies away. Stop laughing, I do give my cookies away, honest.

Fatso Almond and Seed Butter Classic

 You know you have a problem when your food is calling you Fatso. That problem is drugs and you need to seek help. 

Fatso Almond and Seed Butter Classic has a separation problem, and so I spent a good amount of time shaking this and moving it around before using it. I would recommend this for smoothies, but it will be messy in sandwiches.  

Then again, the bread I use here has all kinds of holes in it so it took the nut butter well. Stuff tastes okay, but is kind of a mess. 

Vermont Creamery Cultured Butter Sea Salt

 Vermont Creamery Cultured Butter Sea Salt just tastes like butter to me. I mean, I don't really go around tasting butter do I? Have you ever thought about how much taste butter should even have?

Come to think of it, I never tried to find the difference between sea salt and normal salt. It's all mostly salt in the end.

In any case, this is about as good as butter is. I don't really know if it's better than other butters, but as butter goes this is buttery.

Gamesa Crackets

Gamesa Crackets are discount Ritz. When you have them with cheese the lack of goodness stands out, but when you eat them along with the world in isolation they aren't so bad. They make a great snack for people who are too depressed to get out of the house.

However, stay clear of the label because these are butter flavored crackers which mean they are not made with butter and what they are made of has got to be depressing. 

If I didn't have to get to work eating these would make me want to roll over and go back to sleep. 

Dr. Oetkor Ristorante Pizza Funghi

Who puts butter on pizza?! Dr. Oetkor Ristorante Pizza Funghi Funghi that's who. I have to say the butter wasn't all that great of an addition. It was otherwise good thin crust pizza. If  you can deal with the idea of having pizza leak butter on your face and you don't have anywhere to go this is great stuff.

However, if you fear getting stuff from greasy pizza on your clothes then this is a pass.