Over at Anna's Pizza in West Covina, California they have this pizza which they call the 'Meatza'. Looks like sausage, ham, and pepperoni to me. I mean, totally great pizza, but I don't know if the name fits.
Campbell's Chunky Hearty Cheeseburger Soup needs more burger with all that cheese ish stuff. From a taste level this stuff isn't all that bad. I mean, it didn't remind me of a cheeseburger, but well, it was like some kind of chowder.
All and all, not bad.
Outlaw Energy Fruit Punch tastes like fruit punch. It's not as good as the Venom brand but goes well with vodka. If you're a lightweight this will pack a punch. It's not as strong as monster.
China Walk Express Mushroom Chicken has a lot of squash for being mushroom chicken. I mean I would expect there to be more mushrooms than squash right?
In any case, this isn't bad. It's not the best thing I've ever eaten and they should toss some carrots in that to balance it out, but not bad at all.
Steamed Rice is a thing you get at China Walk Express and most if not all Chinese restaurants. I mean, it's good old California long grain and probably less Chinese than anything else you would get at this place. So, why would I review it? Well, I need to review something every day and since I was hit by a falling car I'm kind of struggling to get the reviews in.
I really thought everyone knew to set the parking brake.
Honey Chicken at China Wok Express is so good that just looking at it makes me want to run out and buy more. I mean, you can tell that chicken was frozen and it's sweet caramelized outer coating is just so good. You kill me so good.
What is lime for if not putting in alcohol? What would Hansen's Soda Mandarin Lime therefore be without some vodka? This is a milder soda with real sugar to make the good vodka smooth. I like the stuff. I mean, it's not try or die kind of stuff but really good.
'This Bar Saves Lives' is a thing about when you buy them they give food to hungry people. I don't know how legitimate this is, but it sounds like a good idea.
In any case, the Madagascar Vanilla Almond & Honey tastes great and only has one or two ingredients that I don't like seeing. It's packed with fiber and carbs to get you going on a long hike. I mean, these things have their place and are better for you than that candy bar from the vending machine.
With a name like Smucker's it needs to be good or no one would buy the stuff. Well this is nothing but peanuts. No salt or anything else. This is the way you should eat peanut butter, because jelly is all the sugar you need to make things taste good.
Luma is soda for people who want to taste their alcohol. Their cola tastes like cinnamon so if you don't have fireball just add your whisky to this and drink up.
Me, I think this would have been good with American Honey by Wild Turkey. It was not, however, good on it's own.
Trix Cereal Bars are really chewy. I would never recommend these because they just aren't filling and just make me hungry. If you have no food alternative than these or you want to gain weight then these are a good idea. As for me, to sugary.
Gevalia Kaffe Cappuccino Espresso Dark Roast Coffee K-cups have a two step process that give you foam on the top of your coffee. Is that a big thing with you? If it is then you should drink this stuff. Past that it's fine coffee. Not great but I'll drink it.
In Covina Burger in Covina California the taquitos are like the kind of taquitos that you would get at a place that sells burgers. I mean, these are the kind made of lunch meat. I'd skip them if I were you.
Murray Vanilla Wafers are what you eat when you feel like crap and need something to settle your gut. It's not that these cookies are flavorless, it's more that these are best made into something else.
Del Taco tells me that this is a beef burrito. My mouth told me that this is not a beef burrito. It was on the cold side and otherwise unoffensive. I mean, it will only kill me slowly but I think I'll eat more of these.
Ah, Del Taco, your Crunchy Taco is a taco in name alone. It is the shape of a taco, but that which is inside is not very meat like and tacos are supposed to be cooked in oil. That said, not as good as Taco Bell's not tacos. Mmmmh, not tacos.
I took my car to have the oil changed and the only thing that was open was a Del Taco the cheap ripoff of Taco Bell for those people who want tacos and french fries. Well, these are perfectly functional french fries.
This was back in December and a few days after the anniversary of my mother's death. She used to take me to Del Taco and just over these silly fries a tear dropped from my right eye.
If only you folks new how hard I work to bring these reviews to you.
Covina Burger Chicken Fried Stake and Eggs is something you can only get in Covina California. I will say that that is a big chicken fried stake but it is on the normal side. Could use pepper.
I mean, I would get this again if I didn't need to try other stuff on the menu.
La Moderna Marianitas Coconut Cookies are a fine cookie for coffee. I have to say that I liked the absence of coconut texture. Really, these are just killer with coffee.
Point of the story, I like coffee.
Hansen's Natural Cherry Vanilla Soda is the kind of thing you drink because you think it's better for you. It also goes well with vodka. I mean, look at that stuff. It just cries 'put vodka in me!'
I mean, it tastes like cherry vanilla and otherwise tastes good.
Some time ago a bug out bag was left in the closet of my home and there it sat for years until the contents became outdated and it was no longer safe to keep for emergencies. Not wanting the rations to go to waist I elected to give them to a homeless man, but as they were outdated I figured I should try one first.
These MayDay rations are dry and sweet with a mild cinnamon flavor. They are hard to get down without water. Now, they were outdated when I tried them so they could have been stail.
Also, they were easy to break into the six parts indicated on the bar. My brother said he really liked them. This stuff is okay!
Farmer Boys French Toast is as photogenic as it is boring. I mean, I don't know what I was expecting but I got what I thought I would get and figured it was still boring.
I don't know, this is in no way a balanced meal and it wasn't that filling. Meh, it was okay.
As delightful as they are bad for you, these Hostess Bakery Petites Strawberries & Cream Cake Delights are totally kickin'. The worst coffee in my house tasted good with a mouthful of these little cake bonbons. That is why I'm giving the second bag to the homeless because I need to stop eating them.
Sooooo fattening.
Village Harvest Red Rice is supposed to be healthier than normal white rice, and the company even says that rice eaters save this for special occasions. It has a stronger flavor than white rice and more of a texture. Stuff was on sale so I got it, and it does the job I guess.
I mean, it's rice. How different can it be?
Rise Brewing Co. Nitro Blood Orange Coffee is some really bitter stuff. You can't really taste the blood orange, but it does have a citrus flavor. This is a bad week for me and coffee. Oh, well, time to try some more coffee.
If you really hate someone you can give them this The Folger Coffee Co. 1850 Black Gold. Look, ding bat, black gold is oil. Do you want to drink a cup of used motor oil to get you going in the morning? Well, okay, so may be you do, but I don't and this burnt disgusting slop was free. I don't know why I keep drinking it.
I mean, really, why do I keep drinking it? Well, I mean, it was a gift and it wakes me up with it's horrible taste. K-cups suck.
Have you ever had a cherry malt? Really, I mean, are these a thing? Is it like the pineapple milk shake? I mean, what is up with those? One day I had never heard of them the next it's like every burger place that I've never heard of has them.
Anyway, I ordered a Cherry Malt at Troy's Burgers in orange because I had never had one before, and I have to say they are an experience. Well, I mean everything is an experience when you think about it but I mean, I'm glad I tried this. I wish it came with vodka but I wouldn't have been able to try it like that because I had to drive home.
Speaking of that, I have things I can try with vodka so what am I doing writing this? I'm going to go try a bottle of vodka I've never tried before.
Over at Troy's Burgers in Orange you can get yourself some mushrooms. They are those round things by the long things. Anyway, these things are really wet. They can fall into your ranch and get stuck. Eat these with a fork.
Troy's Burgers Zucchini tastes like just about nothing. It's fried nothing so Americans will eat it up like there is no tomorrow. It's like this stuff is made just to have something to dip in your ranch dressing. It's not great ranch dressing. Just remember they call it Troy's Drive-In on Google. Come on, you know you're going to eat there.
Well, so like a dumb ass you're starting a diet today when Troy's Burgers in Orange is probably empty and all that salt and protein will help you recover from the hangover. Google maps is going to call this place Troy's Drive-In for some reason but then the place is kind of forgettable.
Then it has no drive through or drive in so I don't get why anyone would call it that. I mean, it hardly has a parking lot.
Anyway, stick to your diet. This pastrami is okay.
The hangover is still hanging and you just need to get something in your gut that will come out without burning. So you drive over to McDonald's and see the Holiday Pie. Is it the right thing to get. Meh, it will barf up nice but it tastes like just about nothing. If you're just going to barf this up then it's fine, but I wouldn't eat one for any other reason.
