Hostess Chocolate Creamy Caramel Meltamors

 Hostess Chocolate Creamy Caramel Meltamors should be microwaved for best taste. Once hot they are still dry. they aren't that great and leave one wanting. 

These are not as good as the bunt cakes which have less to drip all over you.

Hostess Donettes Honey Bun

Hostess Donettes Honey Bun were on sale at my local discount store and I shouldn't have got them because I'm way too fat. 

The Honey Bun is a pastry with a tasty outside and a disappointing inside but it had a lot of outside to inside so it is generally good.  Where it not so sticky it would be really good. 

Then they made these and said "lets make more of the good outside and less inside with less sticky."  They are basically glazed doughnuts.

These are good, get your hands a little sticky, and go great with coffee. I would get more if I didn't look like the blob. 
 

Hostess Double Chocolate Meltamors

Hostess Double Chocolate Meltamors are a dumb idea. Okay, we can have a snack cake that you need to heat up before it's good. I didn't know that before I ate them and so I guess I missed the point. Cold these were just there and otherwise uninteresting. 

I'm not a big fan of Hostess to start with but they have some iconic foods. These are just there and in my mind defeat the purpose of Hostess because Hostess is supposed to be convenient.
 

Hostess Triple Chocolate Kazbar

 The Hostess Kazbar is a layer bar. This is kind of like a cake with filling only cut into a bar and not as tall. The Triple Chocolate version is chocolate cake with chocolate filling and chocolate icing. 

I have to say this isn't bad and shaped for dipping. I'm not in love, but I like them. 

Hostess Chocolate Caramel Kazbars

Hostess Chocolate Caramel Kazbars are a rich offering from hostess that I need coffee to have with to get that sugar taste out of my mouth. They have a tendency to leave some goo on the wrapper, but I didn't eat it off to find out if it was that great. 

These are the kind of thing I shouldn't eat because they are too good but you can't get enough of them.
 

Hostess Carrot Cake Mini Doughnuts

 

Hostess Carrot Cake Mini Doughnuts don’t have a lot of carrot but then the carrot can be harder to chew and may be left over in your mouth. This is only an issue if there is enough of it to make you spit. Food that makes you spit things out is often bad.

Anyway, these are just fine, good with coffee, and won’t be around too long.

 

Hostess Strawberry Cheesecake Baby Bundts

Hostess Strawberry Cheesecake Baby Bundts were on my grocery shelf for Valentin’s Day. I don’t get why strawberries are associated with the holiday, but here there are with a 'from and a to' on the bags.  That 'from and to' really puzzles me. I mean, who would give these out like that and how do you even write the names on them?

I would also have to point out that the cheesecake part is not a thing. These are just bunt cakes. There is no cheesecake to be tasted. The Hostess Baby Bunt is a much-loved product and should be thought as such. Still, there is no cheesecake in these.

 

Hostess Valentine Ding Dongs

 If getting a Ding Dong or giving a Ding Dong is what you want to do for Valentine's Day then Hostess has you covered. I mean, just the tip by the looks of it, but with real cream filling. 

these are not as good as many Hostess products but then some people like their sugar less rich.  

If I were not a big fat slob I would still not buy more of these, because I feel there are better options but these aren't bad. I would say these are nice and if you're not fat like me a good addition to the holiday.

Hostess Strawberry Cupcakes

 

Strawberry is a common holiday thing particularly for Valentine’s Day.  Hostess Strawberry Cupcakes are common this time of year. They kind of come up like mushrooms after a rain.  I admit that these are not at all bad to have around but as I’m no fan of strawberry in particular I’m not in love with them.

 

Hostess Chocolate Drizzle Baby Bundts

 Hostess Chocolate Drizzle Baby Bundts Holiday Edition look to be just like normal baby bundts only in a red box. If these were not some of the best things Hostess makes I would be disappointed. 

Putting these in a holiday box gives the store a reason to buy more of them and put them on sale after the holiday. Keep your eyes out for these and buy them at half off. They really kick tail. 

Hostess Ding Dongs Iced Latte

With an odd synthetic flavor Hostess Ding Dongs Iced Lattes aren't all that great. They are also so sugary that I think they make my eyes go blurry. I honestly used most of mine as a coffee creamer rather than just drinking it, because it would make my blood sugar rise like the tides. 

 

Fail.
 

Hostess Iced Latte Twinkies Flavored

 The Hostess Twinkies Iced Latte is decadently sweet and made with real sugar. Further it is the best out of all three of the Hostess Lattes I have had. It tastes nothing like Twinkies and may just put me in a diabetic coma, but it is very good. 

Why are all the really good things so bad for you? I hate being fat some times. ... I also hate being poor. 

Hostess Mint Chocolate Twinkies

 I got the last box of Hostess Mint Chocolate Twinkies at the Smart and Final last year. I know I passed these up a few times, because I never did understand Twinkies. 

I can tell you that where as I don't think they rot they do get old and lose their flavor. 

With a good cup of coffee these are okay. I wouldn't call them great but rather just okay. The chocolate flavor is dominant and the moist nature of the Twinkies come clear, but the mint is mostly a smell.  

Honestly, these are fine but i wouldn't get them again because I'm a disgusting blob of a man and Twinkies aren't good for me. The only problem is that the better something tastes the worse it tends to be for me. Almost every sweet thing is not worth the life of a fat man.

Hostess Lemon Drizzle Baby Bundts

 Hostess Lemon Drizzle Baby Bundts are moist little lemon cakes that go oh so very well with coffee. I always look for things to have with coffee because I keep my red dragon Venus fly trap over my coffee maker to keep it warm. They love the heat. 

Anyway, I absolutely  love these things. They are wonderful little mouthfuls of joy that I will never buy again, because I'm a giant fat man who should never eat these things. Being fat sucks.

Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

 There is almost no pumpkin spice in these Hostess Pumpkin Spice Twinkies. I mean, I can tell they are not just Twinkies but the flavor is so mild it gets lost. I've never liked Twinkies all that much but they keep coming out with new flavors. It's like, 'here, fat man, die by eating these flavorless cakes.'

Hostess Iced Pumpkin CupCakes

 Hostess Iced Pumpkin CupCakes are nice little cupcakes that are moist and soft and full of cream. These are hear to be festive and give you another seasonal thing to have with your coffee. 

These are good to have with your coffee. I love coffee and I'm glad to have these around, because I love any reason to have coffee.

Hostess Honey Bun Iced Latte

 Hostess Honey Bun Iced Latte sounds so good. I mean, this is the feeling you get when someone says they got you a Star Wars figure and you find out it's Jar Jar. You're like, 'well'.

I mean, Hostess Honey Bun Iced Lattes aren't bad. They taste fine, but you would never say 'this reminds me of honey buns' when you drink them. They would be a whole lot better if you drank them with the honey bun they are named for, and that's kind of how you feel about Jar Jar. 

I mean, if you just had Jar Jar that would stink but if you had Jar Jar with other Star Wars toys it can be fun. Let's say you have a droid giving Jar Jar an enema. Now that would be fun.  

Hostess makes some of the most iconic snacks in the world, but their latte game is so average that it blends in with the background and you don't know it's there.

Hostess Donettes Strawberry Cheesecake

Hostess Donettes Strawberry Cheesecake sound like the kind of thing a fat dude like me would be obsessed with. Sadly, what sounds like a rapturous experience in food is little more than a normal pastry. I was not impressed with these.

They were fine, sure, but had too little flavor to be worth eating and the "Cheesecake" name is in no way earned. I will say they have strawberry flavor.  

If you're a big fat dude like me you should keep clear of these, if you're Millie Bobby Brown thin then you should eat these and a whole lot more because you're too skinny.
 

Hostess Iced Lemon CupCakes

 With a strong flavor of lemon Hostess Iced Lemon CupCakes go well with coffee. In fact I have an official lemon taster who said that these are very good before he flips me the bird and says I'm making him fat.  

The point is my friends are odd people. 

These get a thumbs up from lemon lovers and an okay from me. 

Hostess Donettes Frosted

 

America's #1 Donut reads the pack of these Hostess Donettes Frosted but I have to ask if that's an availability thing. You can get these in any vending machine. 

The Meh factor of these things should mean that eating them is a strictly off limits thing unless your really hungry. The only thing is you run into these at work and think, "I'm really hungry".

Fail, not a big fail, but a fail.