Pillsbury Frozen Toaster Strudel Pastries, Cream Cheese and Strawberry

What do you get when you take all the convenient parts of a PopTart and toss them in the trash then make the end result high end and delicious?  The abomination that is the Pillsbury Frozen Cream Cheese and Strawberry Toaster Strudel. A pastry that has the skin of a croissant with what I would call a strawberry short cake vibe.

It takes some doing to figure out how to cook these right in the toaster and there is even an air fryer option. I mean, covenant isn't how these work. The frosting should be kept frozen or it will run. 

Are these a step up from PopTarts? They blow them out of the water and then drain the ocean to pound them into the ground. The only thing is that you should make the whole box because they are not individually wrapped. The frosting goes on after cooking so they take a lot longer and need skills, and if they are not cooked from frozen they come out limp. 

This is not a fast addition to the morning meal to get you out of the house. This is the dessert dad adds to breakfast to make his kids miss him more when they're with mom.