Showing posts with label Frosted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frosted. Show all posts

Monday, December 30, 2024

Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Banana Bread


 Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Banana Bread is epic. I can taste no real banana's but this tasted like really good banana bread.You the kind that is dark and full of spice and tastes like banana candy? That kind of banana bread.

I normally can't stand Pop-tarts, but these are some of the best I ever had. I still shouldn't buy more because I'm a fat slob but you get the idea. 

Win!

Sunday, January 28, 2024

Pop Tarts Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough


 The level of fail you find with Pop Tarts Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is staggering. The Frosting is the only good part of these. I'll grant that this is a dumb idea to start with. Hot cookie dough is just an under baked cookie. 

This, however, is not as good as a cookie or cookie dough and I would not have thought it was chocolate at all. 

I buy Pop Tarts because I can open the box and still give most of the contents to the homeless. For that reason, I will never stop buying them and you should all read my reviews of them. 

That said, these are okay, but they are nothing like what they are supposed to be. 

Monday, July 31, 2023

Lofthouse S'mores Frosted Cookies

Lofthouse S'mores Frosted Cookies are S'more in name alone. They have too little chocolate and no marshmallow.

I can't recall ever having real S'mores and given how fat I am I'm not going looking for them. However, I have had toasted marshmallows and they are so far removed from these that I would have never guessed the flavor should have been included.   

These don't look like S'mores, they don't taste like S'mores, and they aren't all that good on their own. 

Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail!
 

Sunday, April 2, 2023

Pop Tarts Frosted Apple Fritter Toaster Pastries


 If you've been reading this blog you know that I have a love hate relationship with Pop Tarts. Eating them makes me feel fat and lonely, but buying them helps me feed the homeless. 

Frosted Apple Fritter Pop Tarts are honestly a standout in this breakfast food for the lonely and overworked. As with most Pop Tarts these have too little filling, but it is rather good filling and makes these more flavorful than normal Pop Tarts. 

These are a win. You should try them. 

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Pop-Tarts Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor


 Other than the pattern on some of the tarts Pop-Tarts Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor have nothing to do with Eggos. 

Eggo Toaster Waffles are delicious. I don't' know why, and I don't care, but they have always been a welcome part of my day. Haven't had one in years, but I will never forget them.

These, are, well, not bad. Not bad at all. In fact, for Pop-Tarts they are top of the line. I don't know why more people don't buy them. Sad as it is to be eating Pop-Tarts in the first place these are cleaner than waffles with stuff on them. 

I have eaten a number of dry waffles but I'm a big fat dude, and I'm sure none of you do that right?

Anyway, for Pop-Tarts these really kick tail. 

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Lofthouse Lemon Frosted Sugar Cookies

A coworker of mine had a bad night and he loves lemon so I got these Lofthouse Lemon Frosted Sugar Cookies to make him feel better. They were so very lemon that no one but him would eat the dang things. 

If you want lemon, these bring the lemon like a hurricane. They are not for everyone but lemon lovers will love them.
 

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Pop Tarts Frosted Boston Cream Donut


 If you told a man from Boston that these were Boston Cream Donut Pop Tarts I think they would be offended. There is almost no cream in their. There is never enough filling in these things if you ask me, but then all that filling is just sugar. 

These are a fail and a hard fail at that. After eating them I want to go get a real Boston Cream just to remember what they taste like and I have never been big on them.  

Also, I am to fat to eat doughnuts or Pop Tars. 

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Pop Tarts Frosted Strawberry Milkshake


 

Pop Tarts are food for the lonely. I remember eating them as a child when my mother was too sick to make food, and, let us be honest, these are packed with sugar. I should never eat these because I am fat.

Anyway, their Frosted Strawberry Milkshake flavor is another disappointment in making people fat. I would have never said these were strawberry flavored and the milkshake part, well, what would that even taste like?

These things look like they should be doughnut flavored on the box, and then you open the box, and they look like a cheap knockoff of a Pop Tart.

I don't know how a Pop Tart can fail this hard, but it failed this hard. Once you get past that they're okay.  

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Pop Tarts Frosted Red Velvet Cupcake

In the world of what is a muffin and what is a cupcake the difference is frosting. This is why I am not surprised that 'Pop Tarts Frosted Red Velvet Cupcake' lacks the richness and flavor that makes red velvet worth eating.  The cupcake part is a redundancy and the pop tarts are not that great. The frosting is the wrong flavor and the breading tastes like they just added food coloring. I mean, yes they should have added food coloring, but they should also have added chocolate.
 

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Annie's Homegrown Organic Frosted Oat Flakes


 Annie's Homegrown Organic Frosted Oat Flakes are great. I mean, if you read this blog long enough you know I'm down on sugar cereals, because they're what comes up for me to try and they are so bad for me. A good number of them taste like crap. Sugary crap, yes, but still crap. 

These I like, I wish I had gotten more boxes of them. Not too sugary but tastes good and doesn't make me sick.

Friday, February 26, 2021

Pop-Tarts Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae


 Pop-Tarts Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae has way too little fudge and the sundae, well, forget about that as well. This taste fine and would be great if they were called something else but compared to a hot fudge sundea they are just a massive disappointment.

Monday, February 8, 2021

Hostess Donettes Frosted

 

America's #1 Donut reads the pack of these Hostess Donettes Frosted but I have to ask if that's an availability thing. You can get these in any vending machine. 

The Meh factor of these things should mean that eating them is a strictly off limits thing unless your really hungry. The only thing is you run into these at work and think, "I'm really hungry".

Fail, not a big fail, but a fail.  

Monday, February 1, 2021

Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry


 Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry make me miss the 80's, because I could have made a gay joke about them. Now, we know that gay people are just like the rest of us only more fabulous. What is not so fabulous is these testosterone sucking Honey Boo Boo looking things.

This is just normal old frosted cherry with obnoxious designs printed on them. I like unicorns as much as a normal person can, really, I may have had one or two as a kid. 

However, I don't need to eat them, and they don't taste like cherry. I don't like the idea of printing things on every day food. It screws with the idea of a cake with your name on it once a year.  

Sunday, October 18, 2020

Halloween Edition Pop Tarts Frosted Chocolate Fudge

Halloween Edition Pop Tarts Frosted Chocolate Fudge are a lazy way of making something Halloween esk without doing any real work. 

Yeah, okay, so you get pictures on your pop-tart. You know these are for eating, right, not looking at, and they don't come out all that well.

Fail.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Lofthouse Cookies St. Patrick Frosted Sugar Cookies

Lofthouse Cookies St. Patrick Frosted Sugar Cookies are the same sugar cookies you find all over the place here in Southern California. 

In any case, these are cake cookies that do well with coffee. I love coffee, also it's St. Patrick's day so I'm kind of drunk.