Pop-Tarts Frosted Confetti Cupcake

 Pop-Tarts are like cookies. I don't think you should have them for breakfast but here we are. I mean, the flavors sounds cool and tastes like cookies with frosting. 

Frosted Confetti Cupcake flavor makes you ask the question 'what is this filling?' and there is little filling. I mean, really, these may taste good but there isn't much too them. 

If you like Pop-Tarts these don't have the tart but they're about as good as any. 

Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Banana Bread

 Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Banana Bread is epic. I can taste no real banana's but this tasted like really good banana bread.You the kind that is dark and full of spice and tastes like banana candy? That kind of banana bread.

I normally can't stand Pop-tarts, but these are some of the best I ever had. I still shouldn't buy more because I'm a fat slob but you get the idea. 

Win!

Pop-Tarts Apple Jacks

 Pop Tarts are bad for you. They are also flavored like things that are bad for you. Apple Jacks are bad for you as well. These tasted mildly of Apple Jacks because there wasn't enough filling to go round. 

I don't know who was saying "I love Apple Jacks, but I wish there was a way for me to make them hot and easy to carry." That person would be disappointed with these Apple Jacks Pop-Tarts. 

Then again, if they're eating Pop-Tarts they are disappointed by their life to start with. 

Coffee Mate Pop-Tarts Toasted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Liquid Coffee Creamer

 Coffee Mate Pop-Tarts Toasted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Liquid Coffee Creamer is as much a disappointment as the thing they're flavored as. I honestly can't taste any cinnamon. 

It's sugar and cream for your coffee, but not much else and were as it is okay it is not great. 

Fail, but not an epic fail.

Pop-Tarts Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor

 Other than the pattern on some of the tarts Pop-Tarts Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor have nothing to do with Eggos. 

Eggo Toaster Waffles are delicious. I don't' know why, and I don't care, but they have always been a welcome part of my day. Haven't had one in years, but I will never forget them.

These, are, well, not bad. Not bad at all. In fact, for Pop-Tarts they are top of the line. I don't know why more people don't buy them. Sad as it is to be eating Pop-Tarts in the first place these are cleaner than waffles with stuff on them. 

I have eaten a number of dry waffles but I'm a big fat dude, and I'm sure none of you do that right?

Anyway, for Pop-Tarts these really kick tail. 

Pop-Tarts Peach Cobbler

 Is a peach cobbler a peach who repairs shoes or a man who repairs shoes made of peaches? 

Anyway, Peach Cobbler Pop-Tarts are not bad. I like them better than most of the Pop-Tarts I've had. It would be better if it was more peach. I mean, I wouldn't have said this was peach, but as Pop-Tarts go this didn't make me depressed like they normally do.

Froot Loops® Pop-Tarts

 I don't know what nightmare Froot Loops® Pop-Tarts crawled out of, but they do taste just like Froot Loops. They also gave me indigestion. I guess if you really like Froot Loops but can't be bothered to put them in milk this is a good fix. 

I only buy sugar cereal if I'm going to review it, and I often have to feed it to the birds because it gets too old. I buy Pop-Tarts to review them then I give them to the homeless as well, because I'm a big fat dude and Pop-Tarts should be eaten like any other sweet. 

On the up side, these do taste like what they say they should taste like, so that is a big level up for these toaster treats. 

Pop-Tarts Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae

 Pop-Tarts Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae has way too little fudge and the sundae, well, forget about that as well. This taste fine and would be great if they were called something else but compared to a hot fudge sundea they are just a massive disappointment.

Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Splitz Sugar Cookie & Frosted Brownie

 Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Splitz Sugar Cookie & Frosted Brownie is an attempt by Pop-Tarts to make a pastry with identity issues. Where as one can have too much of a good thing these aren't such a case.

This is not to say that they will change your life. Not as good as either of the flavors that they boast this is one Pop-Tart among many that fails at being tart. 

Tastes great, is bad for you, eat in moderation. 

Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry

 Pop-Tarts Limited Edition Frosted Sparkle-Licious Cherry make me miss the 80's, because I could have made a gay joke about them. Now, we know that gay people are just like the rest of us only more fabulous. What is not so fabulous is these testosterone sucking Honey Boo Boo looking things.

This is just normal old frosted cherry with obnoxious designs printed on them. I like unicorns as much as a normal person can, really, I may have had one or two as a kid. 

However, I don't need to eat them, and they don't taste like cherry. I don't like the idea of printing things on every day food. It screws with the idea of a cake with your name on it once a year.  

Pop-Tarts, Crisps, Frosted Blueberrific

 Pop-Tarts, Crisps, Frosted Blueberrific is some kind of breakfast bar version of a Pop-Tart. They come out of the toaster like a limp fish and flop around when you try to move them. They will also burn your hand so the toaster is kind of out.

Eating these without toasting them takes a lot of the good out of them, but they are okay.  I toasted these and let them cool enough for me to put in my coffee. 

These are better for dipping then normal Pop-Tarts so they are better in that regard. Not bad, would buy again.