Showing posts with label Lofthouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lofthouse. Show all posts

Monday, July 31, 2023

Lofthouse S'mores Frosted Cookies

Lofthouse S'mores Frosted Cookies are S'more in name alone. They have too little chocolate and no marshmallow.

I can't recall ever having real S'mores and given how fat I am I'm not going looking for them. However, I have had toasted marshmallows and they are so far removed from these that I would have never guessed the flavor should have been included.   

These don't look like S'mores, they don't taste like S'mores, and they aren't all that good on their own. 

Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail!
 

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Lofthouse Lemon Frosted Sugar Cookies

A coworker of mine had a bad night and he loves lemon so I got these Lofthouse Lemon Frosted Sugar Cookies to make him feel better. They were so very lemon that no one but him would eat the dang things. 

If you want lemon, these bring the lemon like a hurricane. They are not for everyone but lemon lovers will love them.
 

Monday, December 26, 2022

Lofthouse Hot Cocoa Cookies


 Lofthouse Hot Cocoa Cookies are flavorless disks topped with cheap icing. I have never been more happy to give away cookies in my life than when I handed the second pack of these to a drunk friend just before leaving for work.  

I guess if you had them with hot chocolate they would be better but then you would need to make sure you had good hot chocolate.

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies St. Patrick's Day

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies St. Patrick's Day have a funny order to their name. It's almost like the people who made them was as drunk as I want to be right now. It's so hard to get drunk when you way as much as I do. 

Oh, and these cookies are fine with coffee.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Lofthouse Delicious Cookies Patriotic


"Patriotic" Cookies by Lofthouse are the kind of thing you see at work when your boss is trying to make the holiday better but doesn't want to spend all that much money. These are a cookie that needs coffee or milk but are an okay treat. For not being all that great it's hard to stop eating them. Buy these to bulk up the party but don't take them home or you'll start to look like me.

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Lofthouse Delicious Cookies Spring

Lofthouse has your Easter crappy cookie needs covered with their Spring collection here. Oversized and mildly sweet these cookies are okay, not great, but they will make you fat and shut children up.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Lofthouse Cookies St. Patrick Frosted Sugar Cookies

Lofthouse Cookies St. Patrick Frosted Sugar Cookies are the same sugar cookies you find all over the place here in Southern California. 

In any case, these are cake cookies that do well with coffee. I love coffee, also it's St. Patrick's day so I'm kind of drunk. 

Saturday, November 30, 2019

Lofthouse Delicious Cookies Swirled Frosted Pumpkin Pie Sugar Cookies

Lofthouse Delicious Cookies Swirled Frosted Pumpkin Pie Sugar Cookies have one of those names that make me want to punch someone in the face. I hate these long names really. 

As far as the cookies go they are better than most Lofthouse Swirled cookies. However, they are full of stuff I can't pronounce so they kill me so good.