Superior on Main Shamrock Sprinkle Iced Cake Cookies

 Superior on Main Shamrock Sprinkle Iced Cake Cookies are the kind of things you throw to your kids as you drink yourself into oblivion. 

I have never gotten drunk on St. Patrick's Day and I would never drink beer with green food coloring in it.

These cookies are what I would celebrate with and they are disappointing. I mean, the sprinkles don't do much, and the cake is thin so it dries out.  

I can't eat these without coffee so the day after you're bender you may just eat these to have something to wash down your coffee and ibuprofen.

Jack in the Box Oreo Mint Mocha Sweet Cream Iced Coffee

If you like your sugar with cream then Jack in the Box Oreo Mint Mocha Sweet Cream Iced Coffee is for you. Me, I'd like some coffee in that mix so this didn't appeal to me at all. 

This has so much sugar in it it set off my diabetes and made me feel bad for 12 hours. I could taste some mint and the Oreo bits were fine, but there was just so little coffee in this that I would have never thought of it as a coffee drink.

This was a fail, I would never get this again. 

McDonald's 2025 OREO Shamrock McFlurry

The McDonald's 2025 OREO Shamrock McFlurry is as unimpressive as the one I had last year or so. The mint isn't mixed well and the Oreo is still Oreo. 

I only have these because of the blog because they don't impress me. This year I found that it still had most of its vanilla ice cream intact and that the green was just at the top.  

If I could put this in the blender it would have been less disappointing but to me it just was too little and poorly executed.  

 
 

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies St. Patrick's Day

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies St. Patrick's Day have a funny order to their name. It's almost like the people who made them was as drunk as I want to be right now. It's so hard to get drunk when you way as much as I do. 

Oh, and these cookies are fine with coffee.