Hostess Ding Dongs Iced Latte

With an odd synthetic flavor Hostess Ding Dongs Iced Lattes aren't all that great. They are also so sugary that I think they make my eyes go blurry. I honestly used most of mine as a coffee creamer rather than just drinking it, because it would make my blood sugar rise like the tides. 

 

Fail.
 

Hostess Iced Latte Twinkies Flavored

 The Hostess Twinkies Iced Latte is decadently sweet and made with real sugar. Further it is the best out of all three of the Hostess Lattes I have had. It tastes nothing like Twinkies and may just put me in a diabetic coma, but it is very good. 

Why are all the really good things so bad for you? I hate being fat some times. ... I also hate being poor. 

Hostess Honey Bun Iced Latte

 Hostess Honey Bun Iced Latte sounds so good. I mean, this is the feeling you get when someone says they got you a Star Wars figure and you find out it's Jar Jar. You're like, 'well'.

I mean, Hostess Honey Bun Iced Lattes aren't bad. They taste fine, but you would never say 'this reminds me of honey buns' when you drink them. They would be a whole lot better if you drank them with the honey bun they are named for, and that's kind of how you feel about Jar Jar. 

I mean, if you just had Jar Jar that would stink but if you had Jar Jar with other Star Wars toys it can be fun. Let's say you have a droid giving Jar Jar an enema. Now that would be fun.  

Hostess makes some of the most iconic snacks in the world, but their latte game is so average that it blends in with the background and you don't know it's there.