Johnsonville Stadium Brats

 Johnsonville Stadium Brats are the German version of kielbasa or at very least the polish sausage you get at Costco. They are more flavorful than a hotdog and less flavorful than a normal sausage. 

This is what you buy when a hotdog is too boring and you like a little spice but only a very little spice. I guess you could just add pepper to a hot dog or maybe hot sauces and get more of an impact but these are okay.

Johnsonville Flame Grilled Cheddar Sausage

 What little winter we have here in California is gone and we can now cook out doors...it's been that way since January, but I digress. Slap a few Johnsonville Flame Grilled Cheddar Sausages on your grill and you can have yourself both a night of eating food for the depressed and of wearied dreams that come about of eating cheese.

I've never liked cheese sausage, but these are very good for cheese sausage. Cheese away and they will make your dreams vivid and crazy...any cheese before bed will do that.  

Johnsonville Smokey Cheddar

Johnsonville Smokey Cheddar sounds a little like something you would find in the adult section of an old video store. Well, it's a glorified hotdog in a roll. All together, the little things aren't bad, but aren't much to write home about. I know some folks will totally love these and so you should probably try one. I would buy this again. 

 

Johnsonville Flame Grilled Original Bratwurst

Johnsonville Flame Grilled Original Bratwurst is what goes for your more basic sausage. There is nothing flashy in this link and the spice factor isn't vary high. 

I'll grant you that the only thing I can really make fun of is that name. "Johnsonville" sounds like the most basic place on earth or a land of dick headed people who refuse to stop making bad puns. It doesn't help that my brother in law is a Johnson and a whole ville of dick heads like him can't be good. 

I would get this sausage again. 

Johnsonville Beer Brats

Johnsonville Beer Brats are high in saturated fat and sodium. They sport only 9 grams of protein and taste nothing like beer. I will have to be clear that I am not a big sausage fan. I avoid sausage normally, but my brother felt these would be worth a try. As sausages they were okay but the need for more beer flavor made them a disappointment.