Bud Light Seltzer Cocktail Hour Tropical Punch

Bud Light Seltzer Cocktail Hour Tropical Punch tastes like you didn't wash the glass after drinking Tropical Punch.  It  would have been a glass with ice in it but you still only get a hint of flavor.

I wouldn't call this bad so much as I would just say that it isn't much. I find it tolerable but not enjoyable.
 

Bud Light Seltzer Cocktail Hour Lime Margarita

Bud Light Seltzer Cocktail Hour Lime Margarita taste like cleaning solution. I mean, it reminds me of Lime A-Way. Don't ask how I know what that tastes like, because I don't remember how I came to taste it. I have tasted it, and it is not good.

I didn't want to spit this out but it wasn't something I would want more of. It was bad but not totally disgusting. 
 

Bud Light Seltzer Apple Slices Peach Mango Apple

Bud Light Seltzer Apple Slices Peach Mango Apple has too little peach and mango. It just tastes like apple. I wouldn't call it disgusting, but it is a bit more like beer than it should be.

I call this a fail.
 

Bud Light Seltzer Apple Slice Crisp Apple

 Bud Light Seltzer Apple Slice Crisp Apple smells like a crisp apple, but it doesn't taste like one. I mean, it is apple but not crisp and I wouldn't call it good or bad. 

On a hot day I would drink a good amount of this to cool off, but in the milder days of the California fall what you have is a drink to keep the party buzzed rather than something to cool you off. 

Good job, Bud Light, you made a drink that is there but not good enough for me to want more. If you're buying this for your party people will only drink it to get drunk. 

True North Pure Energy Seltzer Watermelon Mist

 True North Pure Energy Seltzer Watermelon Mist is rather refreshing without having the artificial sweeteners that give me the runs. I don't think it tastes all that much like watermelon, but I admit that I like it and would get more. 

In the pounding heat of summer this is the best way to cool off and give yourself a kick to get going. Good stuff, right idea, I want more.

The Shell House Spiked Pumpkin Seltzer

 

The Shell House Spiked Pumpkin Seltzer tastes like crap. I'll grant you that I don't think much of hard seltzer because I feel it tends to be made with low quality alcohol.

This is no exception. It tastes like it was made in some dude's backyard and tastes like backyard for that matter. 

Keep clear of this crap.

Suzie's Organic Hard Seltzer Kiwi Mango

 Suzie's Organic Hard Seltzer Kiwi Mango has a tolerable flavor of fermented fruit. I wouldn't call it good or bad just tolerable. On a hot day I can imagine reaching for this, maybe even dumping some over my head to make it feel cooler, but not drinking it for the sake of it.

What people don't get about hard seltzer is that it needs to be made with good vodka. Other wise it just isn't smooth.

Canada Dry Peach Mango Sparkling Seltzer Water

 Canada Dry Peach Mango Sparkling Seltzer Water has a vaguely fruity taste that is unoffensive. I can't say it tastes much like peach or mango, but if I wanted those things I would eat them. There is a growing definition of water now days, and I don't like it. I think water should be water but this stuff is okay.

Bud Light Seltzer Strawberry

Bud Light Seltzer Strawberry has the mild taste of strawberry candy but not the sugar that makes it good. What you end up with is just a bit of bug juice that can't get you drunk, but will keep you drunk if you've already gotten there. 

Bud Light Seltzer Lemon Lime

Bud Light Seltzer Lemon Lime sounds like hair of the dog for those of you who are shut in and drinking. No parties with Covid 19 running around. In any case, I don't think I could even get buzzed off this stuff but it tastes all right.  I mean, lighter than beer, I would drink it if I had a bellyache.

Bud Light Seltzer Mango

You wake up after drinking with a few friends and ask yourself where you are. The hangover throbs so you look about and find one last can of Bud Light Seltzer Mango and think 'well, that has to help' so you down it and think 'Mango, why mango'.

Yeah, that's about how it is with these things. The cherry is better but neither will get you drunk. But Light Seltzer is for people who want to drink all day and not feel much. Drink to forget your problems. 

At 100 calories a can these shouldn't be thought of as all that good for you. I mean, yeah, that's what you get in a shot so it can't be worse for you. 

If you have a go to seltzer for your shot then these aren't that good. If you don't you can survive the mango. 

Bud Light Seltzer Black Cherry

At 5% Alcohol and 100 calories Bud Light Seltzer Black Cherry is just a light hard soda. It tastes fine but with that little alcohol will have no kick. I think this stuff is okay, mild, and worth trying if you like lighter drinks to keep the buzz going.

Is it great? No, but it's a drink that will refresh you, and I like drinking it.  It will settle your gut before bed. I give it a buy.

Blue Sky Seltzer Natural Lime

Blue Sky Seltzer Natural Lime can use some more lime. I grant that seltzer is not supposed to have a strong flavor but you're just not drinking this right without adding a lime wedge.