Starbucks Tripleshot Energy Coffee Beverage Extra Strength Caramel

Starbucks Tripleshot Energy Coffee Beverage Extra Strength Caramel has no flavor of caramel. I find it to be thick and low in coffee. It's more like drinking bad chocolate milk.

I would give this one a pass. Doesn't give me energy and doesn't taste great. 
 

Prime Lemon Lime Energy Drink

 Prime Lemon Lime Energy Drink isn't disgusting. It tastes a bit like lemon lime soda and isn't bad. It passes a low bar. It doesn't taste like diet soda, but it doesn't taste as good as Sprite or Seven Up. 

If you want to drink this to cool off it won't work. If you need a boost it will give it to you. 

I still don't recommend these things, but I work the night shift and need to keep them eyes open to keep the paychecks coming.

Starbucks Tripleshot Extra Strength Caffe Mocha

Starbucks Tripleshot Extra Strength Caffe Mocha isn't very coffee. I mean, I would have thought it would have tasted more like coffee but the flavor was more chocolate and milk than coffee. 

It wasn't bad in any way but it just wasn't very coffee. 
 

Monster Assault

Monster Assault is some kind of cherry cola flavored drink. I don't know why they're not more popular to be honest. I remember running in to these more than ten years ago and liking them but never seeing them again. 

I saw them again at the dollar store and got three, drank them all, and got the last three they had to make my review. 

They are no orange monster but they are good. 
 

Go Girl Energy Raspberry Lemonade

Go Girl Energy Raspberry Lemonade is one of those energy drinks that tastes okay. It should taste okay and not great because you don't want people drinking ten of these things and getting sick. I have to admit it got me up. Stuff works good and is keto friendly. 

The worst part of this stuff is the name that kind of puts me off. I mean, what would people say if they saw me drinking go girl? Hopefully they would say 'there is a man secure in his sexuality'. 

As I am secure in my sexuality I don't really mind the name so much. Go Girl is good stuff. 
 

Steaz Soda Energy Blood Orange Clementine

Steaz Soda Energy Blood Orange Clement

 

Steaz Soda Energy Blood Orange Clementine is a strange energy drink with a thick head like a logger. I have to admit that these are an interesting drink for sure. I like them and would get more, but they overflow my flask with all that foam.

Monster Reserve White Pineapple

 Monster Reserve White Pineapple works like a monster and tastes like any pineapple energy drink would. I mean, you can tell it's not soda and it doesn't taste as good as a soda would, but keeps me working on those overnight shifts which is why I got a case of the stuff.

Monster Reserve Watermelon

 Monster Reserve Watermelon is cherry red and has an almost watermelon flavor. If you're looking for something with that cool red look to keep the party going late at night then this is your jam. It could be more pink like water melon and could taste more like watermelon as well, but it will get the job done.

Monster Energy Dragon Tea, White Tea + Dragonfruit

 Monster Energy Dragon Tea, White Tea + Dragonfruit doesn't have much of a dragonfruit flavor but dragonfruit doesn't really have much flavor anyway. This is a fine sipping tea that goes down like water and will keep the heat off you. The only problem with it is that it's an energy drink and to keep cool you could down two or three without thinking about it.

I don't feel a kick when I drink this, but it does keep me going when working those long hours.

Starbucks Doubleshot Energy Mocha

 Starbucks Doubleshot Energy Mocha is a fine drink to stay up on a cool day. If it were cold I would rather have a Monster and if it were hot a hot coffee. I live in California so most of the time these just don't hit the spot. They also don't taste much like mocha but the flavor you do get is nice.

Not  a bad energy drink, but it's the kind of thing you need to be in the mood for.

Rip It Energy Tribute Cherry Lime

Rip It Energy Tribute Cherry Lime is the first patriotic thing I found last year to review for this year's 4th of July. This sort of cherry flavored beverage will not keep you up at night but it will go with a good shot of whisky. 

It doesn't have a strong flavor. It's more of a strong after taste. I drink these because they are cheap, but to be honest they're not worth the money. 
 

Coca-Cola Energy

Coca-Cola Energy: Not as good as Coca-Cola and not as strong as Monster. Come one Coke, you can do better than this!

Coca Cola Energy Cherry

Coca Cola Energy Cherry tastes a bit flat and does little to keep you up. I had one in the morning, and then had to have some coffee to get me going. Come on Coca Cola, you were one of the first dark energy drinks served cold and you give us this crap. 

You'll need more than one of these to get the party going and they aren't that much cheaper than a Monster.

Monster Energy Gronk

Monster Energy Gronk is football player flavored and I have to say I'm happy that it does not taste anything like I would imagine a football player would. It just kind of tastes like monster. I was expecting to barf this crap up. I don't know what football players taste like but I'm sure it's not good.

Gas Monkey Energy Drink

I was at the discount store again and I was looking for something to get me up on some of those long nights in the cold. Then I saw Gas Monkey and said "That looks like crap, I need to try some!" This all natural concoction tastes like over ripe banana smells, but does a fair job of keeping you up for the price. 

I have to say that trying this was way more fun than it should have been. Just say it for a second "Gas Monkey". Sounds likes something you would say when you jump in the pool.  

In any case, if your New Years needs a jump before you start on those resolutions get yourself a Gas Monkey and Vodka and keep the party going, but drink responsibly, and never drink and drive.  

Welch's Sparkling Fruit Punch + Energy

Welch's Sparkling Fruit Punch + Energy is a Welch's attempt to enter the lucrative energy market. They are a find drink for those who are not season energy drinkers or coffee lovers. It tastes fine and will give you a bit of a kick. It's not bad for vodka and will work for those folks who want to read a book on a cold October night and need a little help keeping those peepers pealed. 

Works okay, not bad, just okay. 

Original Outlaw Energy Passion

Original Outlaw Energy Passion is not vary passionate. I mean, you can sit that can on your bed and it will ignore you all night no matter how sexy you are. Then again, what would happen if my energy drinks got it on? I mean, if this stuff had a kid with the punch flavor what would happen? 

Anyway, it tastes of mango and is discount monster. Not as good but it works.

Rockstar Pina Colada

A shot of vodka does wonders for this Rockstar Pina Colada which can use more colada if you ask me. You did ask me! This is my blog remember. 

Anyway, I don't normally drink Rockstar because you have more of a crash then with Monster. Then, it's my night off, as in I just got home from work and have to be back at eleven tomorrow night, so I can crash just a bit. 

One thing about these is that they don't get properly cold with ice. At least not as fast as other beverages. I think it's all that sugar. 

What am I saying here? Well, I'm not sure, I'm just a little drunk. Drink responsibly, chill this before serving, and no it's not as good as the real thing. 

Monster Energy Juice Pipeline Punch

Monster Energy Juice Pipeline Punch is what you get if you let monster go flat I guess. I mean, it tastes fine, good really, but don't go thinking this is better for you than a normal monster. There are just too many Monsters out there now days. I mean, look at those things running this country. Oh and there are too many flavors of Monster Energy in my opinion. 

AMP Energy Organic Energy Drink Citrus

AMP Energy Citrus is a fine citrus soda, but it's just soda. The modern concept of the energy drink include B vitamins and AMP has none. 

If you want to keep the party going with a whisky sour these are find and safer than a real energy drink, but if you want to stay up for work these are the wrong buy. 

There is a lot of sugar in this by comparison to other soda so keep that in mind if you buy these.