Monster Caffe Mocha

 

Monster Caffe Mocha is a delightful drink but doesn't have the kick of a real monster. There is less caffeine in it, not by much, but I drink these to stay up not taste them. The Mocha is chocolaty and I would say the flavor is like frappaccino. Tastes great but not for keeping you up.

Marketplace Brands Mocha Coffee

In addition to not being enough for a pot Marketplace Brands Mocha Coffee is a flavorless addition to the 12 coffees of Christmas. Stuff tastes like really old coffee. No mocha, just old bitter coffee. Get this stuff for someone on Christmas you're sure to make them angry.

Marketplace Brands Mocha Cocoa Mix

 Marketplace Brands Mocha Cocoa Mix leaves you asking what the difference is between chocolate and mocha. I mean, mocha is chocolate coffee as far as I know so this should be coffee, but it's just chocolate. 

It is what it says it is, but by definition it is a fail. It would be like bread flavored bread. What is it, and why does it exist?

Starbucks Doubleshot Energy Mocha

 Starbucks Doubleshot Energy Mocha is a fine drink to stay up on a cool day. If it were cold I would rather have a Monster and if it were hot a hot coffee. I live in California so most of the time these just don't hit the spot. They also don't taste much like mocha but the flavor you do get is nice.

Not  a bad energy drink, but it's the kind of thing you need to be in the mood for.

Coffee Mate Natural Bliss Cold Brew Coffee Mocha

Coffee Mate Natural Bliss Cold Brew Coffee Mocha is as calorie intense as a cookie from Subway. It's a subtle, but very coffee type thing and I love coffee. I have to say it works with whisky. I still would have to say it's best on it's own. I mean, good stuff, not stellar.  

Brown & Haley Mocha Roca

Brown & Haley Mocha Roca is Cashew Roca with coffee grounds. This tastes great but leads to you having coffee dregs in your mouth which then must be spat or swallowed, and this sounds way more dirty than Roca should. 

In any case, these taste good but the gack in your mouth shows me why they were on sale. 

Pop Tarts Dunkin' Donuts Chocolate Mocha

Pop Tarts Dunkin' Donuts Chocolate Mocha are a brand merger that makes about as much sense as one of the President's speeches. How lazy do you need to be to have pop tarts over doughnuts?

In any case, these are great for dunking if you can get over the whole 'why am I not having doughnuts' thing. They tastes mostly like hot fudge pop tarts with a little of a coffee flavor which is useless when you dunk them in coffee.  

I don't know, I mean, I could take them or leave them.