Mountain Dew Soda Spark Raspberry Lemonade

Mountain Dew Spark is the kind of thing that makes me miss normal Mountain Dew. It is a far cry from the original. Raspberry Lemonade isn’t that great to start with then add carbonic acid and caffeine. It’s just wrong.

I don't know why Dew has been adding Raspberry to everything as of late but I wish they would stop. It feels like I'm getting the Raspberry. 

Stick to the original, and give this a pass. 

Go Girl Energy Raspberry Lemonade

Go Girl Energy Raspberry Lemonade is one of those energy drinks that tastes okay. It should taste okay and not great because you don't want people drinking ten of these things and getting sick. I have to admit it got me up. Stuff works good and is keto friendly. 

The worst part of this stuff is the name that kind of puts me off. I mean, what would people say if they saw me drinking go girl? Hopefully they would say 'there is a man secure in his sexuality'. 

As I am secure in my sexuality I don't really mind the name so much. Go Girl is good stuff. 
 

Dasani Sparkling Raspberry Lemonade

I like to meet the pile of stupid that came up with Dasani Sparkling Raspberry Lemonade and make him drink his own crap. This metallic tasting crap have a very soap like flavor that goes with the abnormal about of suds it comes with.

What you have here is two flavors that should be offset by sugar that don't have any making this just nasty. Total fail, why do they make this crap? Who are the torturing?