Keebler Superman Strong Berries Fudge Stripes Cookies

The elves over at Keebler had made these Superman Strong Berries Fudge Strips Cookies and I don’t get how berry is a Superman flavor. They are red and white which would make me thing of red velvet cake which could have been a lot better.

 

The berry flavor isn’t strong but it is there and these are an interesting cookie for those of you who eat cookies. Me, I’m a big fat dude and I don’t need cookies so I should give these a pass but I’m a food blogger so here we are.

 

Pumpkin Spice Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies

 Pumpkin Spice Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies still don’t taste like pumpkin pie. They do at least taste like they have the right ingredients in them to be pumpkin spice. I would even say that these are better than average for Keebler Fudge.

These cookies are rich in flavor and a good compliment to black coffee. I didn't have them with milk but milk would also go well with these cookies. I do recommend them.  

Keebler Grasshopper Mint Chocolate Pie Crust

Keebler Grasshopper Mint Chocolate Pie Crust isn't made with real grasshoppers. In fact, I don't think there are any bugs inside this pie crust at all. False advertising. 

It is mint chocolate with a very mild mint taste that one may miss if not pointed out. This does limit the use of this crust as the pie it may contain needs to match with both mint and chocolate. 

Still, not bad really.
 

Keebler Fudge Stripes Gingerbread Cookies

 Keebler Fudge Stripes Gingerbread Cookies are one of those things that just don't have enough ginger. I mean, a good gingerbread cookie is going to wake you up enough to make it another mile or so in the snow.

These are fine, but they just don't ginger at me all that much. If you're a health nut who normally doesn't have any sugar these will knock you on your butt. As for me, they're okay.

Keebler Fudge Stripes Make-A-Wish Cookies

Keebler Fudge Stripes Make-A-Wish Cookies where at the discount market and buying them means you support the Make a Wish foundation. 

I have to say that as soon as I opened the pack the smell told me these will be good. They smell like cake. They are not highly improved by coffee, but they taste great.  

They whole blue thing may be off putting but I can say these cookies are so good I'm taking the second pack to work to get them out of the house before my fat self eats them all. 
 

Keebler Fudge Stripes cookies Minis Original

Keebler Fudge Stripes cookies Minis Original has a long name, and you know how I feel about long names. So, these elf mini shields will not save you from cookie monster. What will? They are a fine thing to add to your ice coffee moment in the hot July sun. 

Then again, mini cookies are just a way of having less cookie or having cookies on the go and who needs cookies on the go? Eat an apple you fat blog, I say to myself. 

Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes

Keebler Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes are meant to be a mistake that got packaged anyway. If the goal here was to undermine the dunk-ability of this cookie then good job. Otherwise, Fail!

These little monsters don't soften in coffee as they should and they don't store well in heat. 

They taste okay, but for me the cookie is for coffee. 

Keebler Scooby-Doo! Baked Graham Crackers Sticks

Keebler Scooby-Doo! Baked Graham Crackers Sticks do not remind me of dog. I guess that's a good thing but they look like little dog bones so I have to ask why they would do that?

If it has ever been your inclination to eat dog biscuits then this is your bag. If not, well, disappointed. 

Keebler Chips Deluxe Minis Original

There is just something crusty about mini cookies that make you wish you had the big ones. Well, Keebler Chips Deluxe Minis Original dunk well in coffee and taste okay. Not totally addictive like normal chocolate chip cookies but not far from that anyway.

Keebler Danish Wedding Cookies

Keebler Danish Wedding Cookies are chocolate chip cookies with powder and coconut. I don't think these were all that great, but I took a box to work, and my coworkers ate them all up. Cookies are cookies am I right?

Keebler Sandies Cookies Cashew Shortbread

Keebler Sandies Cookies Cashew Shortbread have way too little cashew. They have a distinctive enough flavor, but are more short bread than anything else. 

On the whole, these are cookies and I feel like most of my readers could use a good cookie right now. These are good enough to eat as you sit in your kitchen with the heat off and have a cup of coffee as you think about your life. 

Me, I got work to night. 

Keebler Unicorn Fudge Stripes

Keebler Unicorn Fudge Stripes are so magical that they attract kitties. Past that they taste okay and go great with coffee. The little candy balls that come in these things crunch in your mouth and these fudge strip cookies are hard for me to say no to. That's really good for cookies.

Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies Dark Chocolate Mint

The cookie in these 'Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies Dark Chocolate Mint' is okay. The mint is lack luster and almost not worth eating. The fact that these are 70 Calories per cookie making that 420 Calories on the plate only makes these all the more disappointing. 

I'm going to donate that unopened pack to the homeless. Blaa. 

Keebler Fudge Stripes Fudge-O-Saurus

I don't know what a  Fudge-O-Saurus tastes like but these taste like nothing. Keebler Fudge Stripes are normally better than this so if you come across these at the discount store don't bother. I didn't eat half the case before giving them away. I'm going to give the second case to the homeless. Sugar flavored fudge should not be a thing. 

Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies Peppermint

Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies Peppermint are more evidence that Keebler Elves are all fabulous. It's the red dots that give it away.

These are not good. I mean, they are okay, but they don't take to the coffee.

My brother loved them so much he ate a whole pack without stopping, but he is a human garbage disposal.