Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate Eggs

 My Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate Eggs came pre-cracked. I didn't mind that too much. It makes them easier to mix into ice cream. I'm surprised I haven't died of all the candy I eat. I am so a disgusting blob.

Anyway, these are really classic, not as good as a Hershey's bar, but still a fun thing to have in your Easter basket. 

M&M's Peanut Butter Eggs

 M&M's Peanut Butter Eggs are one of those Easter things we shove in our face to make the sadness go away. Frankly, I love these little drops of slow death that are killing my massive body. They are wonderful in my mouth and horror on my scale. 

Oh, they kill me so good.

Hormel Black Label Eggs, Sausage & 3 Cheeses Oven-Baked Egg Bites

 "Hormel Black Label Eggs, Sausage, & 3 Cheeses Oven-Baked Egg Bites" are a breakfast item for the folks who haven't the time to make food. They will not fill you up but along with a good apple or some carrots will get you going. 

Are they great, no, but they are good at the write price. I would rather cook than eat these because that would be more filling and better quality with more of the ingredients I want, but if you're short on time these work just fine. 

Reese's Pieces Eggs

Reese's Pieces Eggs are like big Reese's Pieces with more shell. To be honest I think normal Reese's Pieces are better. 

All the eggs and rabbits of Easter are supposed to get people banging t make more Catholics. It's a funny way of saying 'let's get it on.'

Tootsie Roll Eggs

 I believe it has taken me three years and four bags to review Tootsie Roll Eggs. They are kind of a mix between a M & M and a Tootsie Roll. People loved or hated these things, but I thought they were rather good. I'd recommend that if you like Tootsie try the rolls, if not then you won't like these.

Oreo Eggs

It is hard to describe the disappointment that is Oreo Eggs. These are kind of dry and hard and have very little of the cookie that gives them their name. There are a lot of good egg like things this time of year but these are not one of them. 

Fail

Twix Eggs

Twix Eggs are what you get when you take a Twix and make it look like a half egg. Not a whole egg, just a half egg. These are not as good as a normal Twix and they don't keep their freshness as long. 

Buy if cheep, have with coffee, eat your greens. 

Pioneer Cafe New York Stake and Eggs

Perfect for the gym rat who is trying to ram as much protein down his gut as possible the Pioneer Cafe  New York Stake and Eggs is a big day starter. 

Now, let us be clear that if your going to hit the gym and pump some iron this is a great way to get the basic building blocks of Mr. Beefy, but you need vegetables to keep up the workouts. 

Pioneer Cafe Eggs

At the Pioneer Cafe in Glendale you can get yourself some eggs. Yep, first thing on the menu is eggs, and they come with potatoes and toast. Now, understand that if you order this you are either a vegetarian or just trying to eat for less, because there are better things on the menu. 

That is not to say that these are bad they just are. That's how eggs are supposed to be.

Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs

There is no chocolate in these Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs. No coco butter  or anything related to chocolate at all. I'll grant that it does not say that there is any chocolate, but this is a Hershey product and these addictive little buggers are made of things you shouldn't put in your body. 

Why do you kill me so good!

Lindt Lindor Eggs

If you eat one of these Lindt lindor Eggs on a hot day it will make a pooping sound. These things are a bad idea with an air bubble to save on that glop they call filling. 

The good old cream eggs have nothing to worry about with this contender. 

Cadbury Caramel Eggs

Cadbury Caramel Eggs are what they sound like. Chocolate filled with caramel to make one of the best Easter treats on the market. They kill me so good.  

Rick's Drive In & Out 'Bacon, Eggs, and Hash Browns'

Rick's Drive In & Out 'Bacon, Eggs, and Hash Browns' is one of those thing you have because it's always been a breakfast in the American spectrum. I wouldn't say there is much to note about this breakfast. It does the job, I mean, it's not bad just not great. 

Cadbury Screme Eggs

Cadbury Screme Eggs are the Halloween version of this Easter treat and if I were blindfolded I have to say I wouldn't know the difference. I'll grant you that the old Caburys are less then what they were hen I was a kid, but these are okay.

If you can't get enough of them chocolate eggs then reach for these, but if not you should probably keep these out of your house. Things are just bad for you. 

IHOP Country Fried Steak & Eggs

This was a lot of food. So much food that I had to give a good deal of it away. This wasn't a thing that pained me as the 'meat' was ground fried slime.