Reese's Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Creme Eggs Candy

 

Reese's Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Creme Eggs Candy are one kind of egg among many but these are the best I’ve had. I can say that the peanut butter is moist and the chocolate is as good and thick as one would expect. 

These are some of the best offering from Reese’s you can get being more stable than the cups and yet having a better texture than the Santa I had for Christmas.

Reese's Holiday Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Nutcrackers

 Reese's Holiday Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Nutcrackers will not crack nuts. I mean, what is the point of a nutcracker that doesn't crack nuts really?

They are made of a harder chocolate than the peanut butter cups and hold a little more flavor at room temperature. I should also note that these tend to sell out well before the after holiday sales so if you want them you better get them fast.

Reese's Chocolate Peanut Butter Holiday Lights

 Nice try, Reese's. You think just because you're delicious I will fail to notice that these are just Easter eggs wrapped in foil? Really, these even have an Easter egg pattern on them when you unwrap them. 

These things are the stuff I don't want sitting around my house because I can't stop eating them. They are just too good. I mean, the right amount of peanut butter to chocolate. Down they go, and I just keep getting fatter.   

Yeah, these are so a win if you get the half off tomorrow. 

Reese's Potato Chips Big Cup

 Of the foods I have added potato chips to chocolate has never been one. I guess that was a failing on my part because these Reese's Potato Chips Big Cup are rather good. The chips stay crisp in there some how and the burst of salt really makes the flavors pop. 

It really feels like the world is trying to come up with more and more ways to make people as fat as me and yet I'm the only person as fat as me that I see. I eat these things and then feel bad that I ate them. 

If you're not fat like me you should try these. I should give the rest of them away. 

Colliders REESE'S Refrigerated Dessert

 Colliders REESE'S Refrigerated Dessert is somewhat underwhelming. The Reese's part is just not as strong as it should be leading to the mediocrity of this snack. I feel the pieces should have been bigger and so the flavor should have been stronger. 

I can't say this is bad but I can't say it is as good as it can be. 

Reese's Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups

 Reese's Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups are not as good as the original. That said, I cannot stop eating them so they are good enough. If you have the chance to get these at a low price I say go for it. If not, go for the real deal...unless you're as fat as I am then you shouldn't eat these at all.

Reese's Cookie Skillet Kit

I can't help but think that whoever came up with this idea had iron skillets sitting about because it's a hell of a lot of work for one cookie like thing. The Reese's Cookie Skillet Kit has a real iron skillet that needs to be cured before used. That means being washed and then cured in an oven for several hours. They recommend curing two or three times. 

Once you cooked the crap out of the skillet you may make your cookie, but you need a spoon of egg. They couldn't just put the egg in there and make it so you just need water, no that would be too easy. 

Then, after a day of work, you can now cook the cookie which tastes like nothing and is more like a pancake. Then you have an iron skillet sitting around that is just small enough to cook one egg. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts are not as good as the cups. They are just a bit dryer. That is not to say they are bad, it's just that there are better things from the same company and that you can likely get in the same place.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Dairy Whipped Topping

The fail of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Dairy Whipped Topping is mind boggling. It tastes nothing like chocolate or peanut butter. I don't often have this product, but I remember whipped toppings being better than this in general so this stuff was so big a fail that it didn't even hold up to the normal flavor. You should only get this if it's less expensive than the normal version.

Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts King Size

Heaven isn't far away from a good cup of coffee and Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts King Size. With the day of hearts upon us and many of you folks having time with your love, the rest of us are alone. 

If it's a last minute gift to placate your girl then these hearts are going to earn you a black eye. For the lonely, however, they go on sale with the morning and will be half off making them the best thing to have with coffee in the cold of a lonely house. 

Don't mock the lonely house, folks, for it's better than a house of ill will or a house of shouting. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Heart

Reese's Peanut Butter Heart is dry by comparison to the normal peanut butter cups. I think this thing is a real disappointment. Then again, it's a valentine chocolate for children and coworkers not for people you love. If you want the fat chick with all the makeup who sits in the cubical down the way to die early give her a mess of these, but if you want a nice thing to have with coffee this is not your bag.

Also, don't eat these cold. They are better at room temperature. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Trees

Reese's Peanut Butter Trees are some how even better than Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I don't know or understand how but they are. I am reviewing these almost a full year ahead of time because these aren't going to last. I can't stop eating them! 

Milk Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Santas

I got 'Milk Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Santas' in the after Christmas sale last year. Now these things can't take a lot of punishment and the foil wrapping makes them something you want to open and enjoy not leave out in a dish after a party. Then again, I've been to parties were the dog has sneaked a few pretzels so foil is better than nothing. Still, no air seal. 

Past that, these taste good. I mean, there is more chocolate for the peanut butter than a Peanut Butter Cup.

I say, if you need something to shut the kids up for a spell these have got to be a good idea, because they take longer to open than normal Reese's. Still, don't eat too many or you  look like Santa...or me. 

Reese's Peanut Butter Trees

Reese's Peanut Butter Trees are great if you're making a gingerbread house but not so much if you want to eat them. It's not as if these are bad they just kind of are. If you have to turn yourself into Santa this Christmas these are not the way to go. 

White Reese's Peanut Butter Ghost

Notice that the word Chocolate does not appear any where on the package to these White Reese's Peanut Butter Ghost. There is no mention of any derivative of the coco tree. So these things may taste good but they are a concoction of chemicals not fit for human consumption. Feed these to you children if your want them to die young of heart problems. 

Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs

There is no chocolate in these Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs. No coco butter  or anything related to chocolate at all. I'll grant that it does not say that there is any chocolate, but this is a Hershey product and these addictive little buggers are made of things you shouldn't put in your body. 

Why do you kill me so good!

Reester Bunnies

Reester Bunnies a kind of like other Reese's things only with less peanut butter. If you wanted a Reester for Easter then you need to know that the good old peanut butter cup kicks this thing's tail. 

Milk Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

'Milk Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Egg' is a gargantuan four serving treat with enough in it to make for more than a normal meal. Me, I not only cut it in half but gave half to my brother who loved it but got sick.

In all honesty I can tell what most of the ingredients are so I feel okay about eating these but they aren't that great. Big let down compared to the smaller version.