Showing posts with label Milk Chocolate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Milk Chocolate. Show all posts

Thursday, October 23, 2025

M&M's Pumpkin Pie Milk Chocolate


 A few years ago I tried the White Chocolate version of these M&M's Pumpkin Pie Milk Chocolate and I learned that I don't care for white chocolate in general because of how not chocolate it really is. 

These are better with more flavor then the white chocolate ones but still not very Pumpkin Pie like. I would have never guessed that to be the flavor if I hadn't see the bag. 

I would say these are okay for you candy lovers out there but for the rest of us they need to be had in extreme moderation.   

Friday, October 17, 2025

Reese's Miniatures Peanut Butter Cups Halloween Plastic Cane


 "Let's find a way to make more trash with our candy and then do a lazy job of making it so it's not that great," is what popped into my mind when I saw these Reese's Miniatures Peanut Butter Cups Halloween Plastic Canes, and then I still got them. 

They would be better if the top had color for the eyes and  mouth and maybe lit up so that kids could be safe as they ran about asking people for candy. 

I think these are a bad idea. I mean, don't we make enough trash? 

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate

 Tony's is chocolate that exists to stop child labor on chocolate farms by paying the farmers so they don't have to force their children to work to feed the family. It's a dynamic that hurts us all by incentivizing big families in poor areas. The more hands you have the better you can feed your family. The more hands you have the more mouths you have to feed. 

Add in the fact that all you have to do for fun is screw and you can't afford condoms and you get an ever expanding force of suffering humans to exploit. Or you can be like Tony's and pay the people enough so they can educate their children and feed their families.  

The result is this chocolate bar that I now feel bad about eating for some odd reason.

Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate is the kind of chocolate bar you eat when you don't suck down chocolate like a human vacuum like I do. It's better for the world and expensive, but some darn good chocolate. 

You look at this stuff and understand that it isn't as rich as a Hershey's bar but with more of a creamy texture. You ask yourself why all chocolate can't have the same morality as Tony's and then remember that you wouldn't want all chocolate to be this expensive. 

It's almost like we shouldn't eat chocolate every day because it's bad for us.
 

Friday, April 11, 2025

Grand Ferrero Rocher


 I think this Grand Ferrero Rocher is meant for Valentines Day, but it was on the discount rack after Easter last year. It's a big hollow chocolate thing and on the bitter side, so it goes well with coffee. I had mine with ice coffee as you can tell, but I'm not you. 

This looks a lot more impressive than it is, and unless you're filling it with ice cream or something I don't get the point. It isn't bad it just isn't functional.

Wednesday, April 9, 2025

Cadbury Mini Eggs With Shell Milk Chocolate

 

Cadbury Mini Eggs are like big thick M&M's with a rough shells. I don't think these are as good as M&M's but they are simple chocolate that will bring a smile. 

Are these really good? No, they are not as good as the filled eggs but they are good enough to replace jelly beans. 

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Reese's Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Creme Eggs Candy

 
Reese's Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Creme Eggs Candy are one kind of egg among many but these are the best I’ve had. I can say that the peanut butter is moist and the chocolate is as good and thick as one would expect. 

These are some of the best offering from Reese’s you can get being more stable than the cups and yet having a better texture than the Santa I had for Christmas.


Friday, April 4, 2025

Cadbury Mini Caramel Eggs Milk Chocolate

Cadbury Mini Caramel Milk Chocolate Eggs pop up every Easter and I must admit I love them.  They do kind of remind me of cat poop. I mean, look at them unwrapped and they looked like little cat poops. Past that I can’t get enough of these even as I should not eat them because I’m a big fat dude.

 


 

Thursday, March 27, 2025

Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate with Nougat

 
Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate with Nougat has hard bits in it that taste like brittle or caramel. I didn’t really detect any nougat like you would see in a Snickers bar.

Tony’s comes with a promise that as little suffering as possible has happened for this chocolate so when I saw this I had to buy it and I can say it is good chocolate. I just don’t know about that nougat.


 

Thursday, February 13, 2025

Cadbury Caramello Miniatures

Decked out with some hearts these Caramello Miniatures by Cadbury were in the discount rack after Valentin’s Day last year and I must say they are some fine fat makers. I would get more if it were not for the fact that I’m a big fat pig. Being a big fat pig sucks.

Anyway, fine candy is not what us American’s tend to go for. We tend to want a massive amount of low-quality junk. These give you that burst of gooey caramel, and you will love them if you’re a fat American like me.

 

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Chocolove Bar Cinnamon Ganache Milk Chocolate Valentine


 The Chocolove Bar Cinnamon Ganache is a Milk Chocolate Valentine that was leftover last year. You can taste more cinnamon than chocolate but then if you wanted more chocolate flavor you'd go dark. The end result isn't something that made me want more of these but I did eat the whole thing. 

All in all, I can't say this is all that romantic. I mean, it's a candy bar. I like those, but it isn't all that well themed. If you want cinnamon and chocolate this is for you. I just don't see how it's so Valentine.  

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Gingerbread Cookie Squares


 One of the things I don't think you'll find in the discount bin after Christmas are these Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Gingerbread Cookie Squares. They really taste like gingerbread and have a strong taste to them that went very well with black coffee. 

Ginger is the dominant flavor and the crunch will linger in your mouth just a little after the chocolate melts away. For the ginger lover these are a top notch treat. 

Now I better get rid of them because I'm already too fat.  

Saturday, December 14, 2024

Hershey's Milk Chocolate Santas


 Hershey's Milk Chocolate Santas are your classic Hershey's Chocolate in the shape of a somewhat phallic Santa. I have to admit I don't like the shape much, but let's be honest, that's what chocolate tends to look like. I mean, really, stuff looks a lot like trouser mud as well, but we never think of that.

Anyway, these are delicious.

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Reese's Holiday Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Nutcrackers


 Reese's Holiday Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Nutcrackers will not crack nuts. I mean, what is the point of a nutcracker that doesn't crack nuts really?

They are made of a harder chocolate than the peanut butter cups and hold a little more flavor at room temperature. I should also note that these tend to sell out well before the after holiday sales so if you want them you better get them fast.

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Russell Stover Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Coconut Nest

Russell Stover is a company that makes Chocolate things that can be good or bad. This Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Coconut Nest would be so much better if you didn’t have the coconut that will not chew down and is left in your mouth.

 

The leftover coconut will tend to be something you don’t want to eat and is hard to swallow so you’ll then be spitting out some white stuff that looks, and may even taste, like the snow in snow globes.

 

I mean, this tastes just fine, but that’s not a good look.

 

Friday, October 4, 2024

Feastables MrBeast Bar Milk Chocolate

The Milk Chocolate MrBeast Bar by Feastables is a slightly bitter European style chocolate that would match best with wine or unsweetened coffee. I was really surprised to find these in the discount bin after Halloween last year, but there they were.

This isn’t so much of a kid’s candy. It has the more refined notes of a fine chocolate. With only five ingredients this is something of a simple yet higher end treat.  Children who just want candy may not put the thought in to understanding these bars but wind drinking fat dudes like me understand them.

 

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Russell Stover Valentine's Milk Chocolate Bar


 Russell Stover Valentine's Milk Chocolate Bars come out every year and often change their look. I think this one was from back in 2022 because that's when I got it, tossed it in my freezer, and forgot about it. 

Well, it survived the process and came out as a good chocolate bar. I can't say that it's a standout, and it's no Hershey's Bar, but it is good chocolate.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Hershey's Extra Creamy Solid Milk Chocolate Hearts


 Hershey's Extra Creamy Solid Milk Chocolate Hearts are as good as one would expect from Hershey's. I think Hershey's is really the king of chocolate, and you can never get better than the king.

I'm pained to put that unopened pack of chocolate in the donation box. Well, I'm fat and there are people who need these more than I. I'll miss them.

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Reese's Chocolate Peanut Butter Holiday Lights


 Nice try, Reese's. You think just because you're delicious I will fail to notice that these are just Easter eggs wrapped in foil? Really, these even have an Easter egg pattern on them when you unwrap them. 

These things are the stuff I don't want sitting around my house because I can't stop eating them. They are just too good. I mean, the right amount of peanut butter to chocolate. Down they go, and I just keep getting fatter.   

Yeah, these are so a win if you get the half off tomorrow. 

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Bombombs Hot Chocolate Bombs Milk Chocolate


 Bombombs Hot Chocolate Bombs Milk Chocolate is what you get when you want to frustrate your children. I guess it teaches you that things come to those who wait but not good things. 

They are not as good as normal hot coco and most of the chocolate can end up in the bottom if you don't get them hot enough. Heat them up in the microwave and the marshmallows dissolve. 

Why do people keep buying these?!

Monday, November 27, 2023

Bom Bombs Hot Chocolate Bombs Milk Chocolate


 Bom Bombs Hot Chocolate Bombs Milk Chocolate is a flavor of hot chocolate bomb that really is odd. I mean, you put it in milk so if it wasn't milk chocolate already it is now. Its kind of like calling your pancake mix milk flavored.