Grand Ferrero Rocher

 I think this Grand Ferrero Rocher is meant for Valentines Day, but it was on the discount rack after Easter last year. It's a big hollow chocolate thing and on the bitter side, so it goes well with coffee. I had mine with ice coffee as you can tell, but I'm not you. 

This looks a lot more impressive than it is, and unless you're filling it with ice cream or something I don't get the point. It isn't bad it just isn't functional.

Butterfinger Hearts

Butterfinger Hearts where in the bargain bin last year and so I got a few of them. I'm not big on the whole V day thing so I don't see much build up to the day.

In any case, these things are for stalking that chocolate bowl at work and letting people know it's a holiday and they can act a little nutty. Normal Butterfingers are better.

Frankfurter Happy Valentines Day Crispy Chocolate Mini Bars

A subtle way to give someone the middle finger Frankfurter Happy Valentines Day Crispy Chocolate Mini Bars are as close to not chocolate as you can get before it becomes 'flavored' and just as bad for you. 

These crap candies will clog your arteries and taste like chemical crud. If you wanted to end a relationship these should do the trick, and if they don't change your name and move to another state because that chick is bad news. 

These are bad in every sense of the word unless you want to slowly poison the kids who live across the street and keep bothering your cats. If you do, go buy the lot of these from whatever dollar store sells them and hand them over by the box. These things would clog and elephants heart.