Cadbury Caramello Miniatures

Decked out with some hearts these Caramello Miniatures by Cadbury were in the discount rack after Valentin’s Day last year and I must say they are some fine fat makers. I would get more if it were not for the fact that I’m a big fat pig. Being a big fat pig sucks.

Anyway, fine candy is not what us American’s tend to go for. We tend to want a massive amount of low-quality junk. These give you that burst of gooey caramel, and you will love them if you’re a fat American like me.

 

Cella's Chocolate Covered Cherries

 I didn't eat many of these Cella's Chocolate Covered Cherries which is odd for a fat man like me. The cherries felt like they were all torn up before I started chewing them. I know that cherry and Valentine's Day go hand and hand because they are suggestive but who wants a chewed up cherry?

Men, men don't care so long as they get some. 

Palmer Candy Valentine's Day Hot Chocolate Bomb

This is the first Chocolate Bomb I tried and I can say that Palmer Candy Valentine's Day Hot Chocolate Bomb isn't much to worry over. They taste fine but take longer to make than normal hot chocolate. 

Maybe the milk wasn't hot enough, but it said warm not boiling. It took long enough to dissolve for me to have gone boiling. In the end I had to do some mixing to get it all ready. 

I'm not into bath bombs or toilet bombs and so far these hot chocolate bombs are something of a disappointment. 

They do taste okay. 

Elmer Chocolate Valentine's Day Rose Bouquet Design Heart Shaped, 6 Ounce Chocolate Gift Box

 Elmer Chocolate Valentine's Day Rose Bouquet Design Heart Shaped, 6 Ounce Chocolate Gift Box is a way of saying "I love me, so I got me something for Valentine's". This is a box of rich soft centered chocolate that will go down slow and leave your mouth wanting some coffee or milk. 

I wouldn't go giving these out because most folks know that hard centered chocolate is the real good stuff. Still, this is rich and indulgent and not for fat people like me.