Taffy Town Orange Cream

 You’d think a whale of a man like me would know Taffy Town, would be known in Taffy Town, and would have an apartment there where they always say “good to see you,” when I show up. I still would have thought it would have been carrot or carrot cake taffy in that carrot shaped box.

It was Orange Cream taffy. I would say it had a sharp orange flavor and was mildly sweet. I wouldn’t say it was great, but it was good taffy.

Swedish Fish Jelly Beans

Someone got the idea of taking Swedish Fish and making them into Jelly Beans. They taste about the same but don't feel the same in your mouth. They have that low quality jelly bean texture that really puts me off. 

I think this has something to do with the idea that jelly beans have a coating that keeps them from sticking together and that changes the makeup of the candy. 

I wouldn't get these over the original. The normal fish are better. 

Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate Eggs

 My Hershey's Candy Coated Milk Chocolate Eggs came pre-cracked. I didn't mind that too much. It makes them easier to mix into ice cream. I'm surprised I haven't died of all the candy I eat. I am so a disgusting blob.

Anyway, these are really classic, not as good as a Hershey's bar, but still a fun thing to have in your Easter basket. 

Peeps Donut Shop Coffee

Peeps Donut Shop Coffee taste better than normal Peeps but are short on coffee flavor. I have to say that I would buy these over normal Peeps were I not so fat. I wouldn't have guest they were coffee flavored but they aren't bad.
 

Reese's Pieces Eggs

Reese's Pieces Eggs are like big Reese's Pieces with more shell. To be honest I think normal Reese's Pieces are better. 

All the eggs and rabbits of Easter are supposed to get people banging t make more Catholics. It's a funny way of saying 'let's get it on.'

Lindt Little Chick

Lindt Little Chicks are a mild slim chocolate and the artificial flavors stand through. I mean, these aren't that great. I wouldn't get these again because they're just not that great, but if you have kids you don't like they won't notice.

Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny

Why do we eat adorable bunnies on Easter? I mean, when you a kid you don't think about it but now as an adult I think it's a little messed up. Then again, we eat all kinds of things made of chocolate and we eat bunnies in real life so I guess it's okay. This Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny is good milk chocolate...even if it feels odd to bight the poor things head off.

Hershey's Kisses Carrot Cake Candy

Hershey's Kisses Carrot Cake Candy are the kind of abomination that shows us just how far candy makers are willing to fall from the original to sell you crap. 

In case you want to know, these are NOT chocolate. They have no chocolate in them what so ever. I'm not saying how white chocolate is not chocolate either. I mean, these things are just palm oil. 

Do they taste okay? Yeah, but not as good as chocolate and so still a let down. 

Milk Chocolate M&M's Eggs

Milk Chocolate M&M's Eggs are a lazy attempt at Easter candy given that they are just big M&M's in a funny shell. If your thing was "I like M&M's but there is too much candy shell" then these are your jam. 

That said, dude you got some funny jam going on their. Eat some vegetables. 

M&M's Caramel Hop to It

Valentines day is a memory, and the stores have their Easter crap out to tempt the children into a life of diabetes. Now here we have the Easter M&M's Caramel with an extra 'hop to it' and Easter colors. 

These things are meh, they are so meh. You'd think they were better than the other flavors but they just aren't. Don't put them in the refrigerator either because they won't be good cold.  

If you need to die of diabetes then these are just not the way to go. 

Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs

There is no chocolate in these Reese's White Peanut Butter Eggs. No coco butter  or anything related to chocolate at all. I'll grant that it does not say that there is any chocolate, but this is a Hershey product and these addictive little buggers are made of things you shouldn't put in your body. 

Why do you kill me so good!

Lindt Lindor Eggs

If you eat one of these Lindt lindor Eggs on a hot day it will make a pooping sound. These things are a bad idea with an air bubble to save on that glop they call filling. 

The good old cream eggs have nothing to worry about with this contender.