Sour Patch Kids White Chocolate Flavored Bunny

 I feel like there was some kind of leftover at the candy factory that was thrown into this Sour Patch Kids White Chocolate Flavored Bunny. You can't really taste the Sour Patch Kids but the flavoring they used to make fake white chocolate is very convincing.  

I would stay away from this not because it tastes bad, but rather because it's not good for you, and doesn't taste good enough to justify the Calories.  

Lab grown nightmare candy. 

Russell Stover Sours Watermelon Bunny

This abomination is a Russell Stover Sours Watermelon Bunny. It looks like chocolate but the flavor is all wrong. I can't figure why this direction would be taken on Easter, but I guess folks eat watermelon on Easter so it's okay. I can't say I didn't like this. It was just fine. I would have like chocolate better but I had to get this because it was new.

Russell Stover Strawberries N' Creme Bunny

Russell Stover Strawberries N' Creme Bunny is a tastes abomination dreamed up to make something Easter without expensive chocolate. It tastes great, but makes me feel like little pink bunnies will burst out of my big fat gut and start dancing around the room. Modern science is scary.

Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny

Why do we eat adorable bunnies on Easter? I mean, when you a kid you don't think about it but now as an adult I think it's a little messed up. Then again, we eat all kinds of things made of chocolate and we eat bunnies in real life so I guess it's okay. This Hamlet Belgian Chocolate Bunny is good milk chocolate...even if it feels odd to bight the poor things head off.

Dove Solid Milk Chocolate Bunny

You can really taste the milk in this 'Dove Solid Milk Chocolate Bunny' and at more than seven hundred Calories you should be able to. Yeah, yeah, the pack says 240 but that's per serving and this is three servings. 

In any case, this stuff makes me long for coffee and so I eat it with coffee. This is a great thing to share with a friend over a good cup of Joe. Don't try and take a bite out of this if you keep it in the refrigerator. Thing will be hard enough to hurt your teeth. 

Snickers Bunny

The Snickers Bunny was a thing I found on the discount rack after last Easter and figured 'I love snickers so why not try one of these?' The answer to that question is 'I'm a big fat slob and shouldn't eat chocolate'. 

Regardless, I got two of these and tried them. There are much like a Snickers Bar only larger and with thicker chocolate. I also noted that the caramel was thinner than normal a bit more gooey. 

These are rather good but I do have to point out that they have a small amount of Hydrogenated oil which I have said over and over again is the most likely to cause blockage of the arteries. 

Enjoy in moderation or look like me and die young.