Snickers Cookie Dough

 Come on Snickers. Your Cookie Dough bites are a joke. These do kind of taste like cookie dough but they taste nothing like Snickers. Snickers cookies would be a good idea. You would need both chocolate and caramel chips with peanuts. These little mini turds don't have those things. 

I know that we live in the new flavor hell of this modern age where "oh, try this" is the thing. Even in the face of that, slapping the name of a beloved product on something that stinks just isn't right. 

These stink. 

Victor Allen's Snickers Iced Coffee

 Come on world, Snickers is not a flavor. It is a mix of flavors and textures that makes a snickers bar and you can't put that in a iced coffee without a blender. This is not to say that Victor Allen's Snickers Iced Coffee is bad. It is as good as any mix of chocolate, sugar, and coffee. It could use more coffee but I wouldn't think of snickers had I not seen the label.

Candy Pop Snickers Popcorn

Candy Pop Snickers Popcorn is not Snickers flavored. Snickers is more than chocolate, and all I tasted was chocolate. Before I became a diabetic I would eat almost anything Snickers. It was a practice I left behind around the three hundred pound mark, but I still love that candy bar.  

This is a sad shadow of a Snickers bar and it is unworthy of the name. 

Fail, fail, fail!
 

Snickers Jack O' Lanterns

Snickers Jack O' Lanterns are little more than a Snickers bar in a funny shape and yet still they are so very vary good. I can't tell you how many of these my fat self went through before finally taking this picture to write this review. 

I love Snickers and this is Snickers at their finest.

Snickers Peanut Brownie

 I have to admit that Snickers Peanut Brownie is a very good candy bar. It would be a welcome treat in most Halloween bags this year. Not that I should be eating these things because I'm massive and, well, shouldn't have chocolate. 

The point is that being fat stinks and these are great. It pained me so much to take the second bag to work and leave it there for everyone else.

Snickers Crunchy Peanut Butter

 Somewhere in the blast of sugar you eat this holiday season you may find a Snickers Crunchy Peanut Butter. I'm getting them out of the house because they aren't worth it. Not as nutty as a real Snickers and not having as fresh a flavor these are just kind of their. Noble idea but peanuts are better than the butter in this case.

YoCrunch Snickers

 I meh at you, YoCrunch Snickers, you're sad and flavorless. There just isn't enough Snickers to make this work and packing it all cut up like that makes it stale. I love Snickers, and I would never get this again.

I mean, I'm a fat monster and should never have crammed this in my fat face to start with, but you get the idea.

Coffee Mate Snickers

Coffee Mate Snickers is the most kick ass thing I've put in my coffee for a long time. A little of this stuff goes a long way and it tastes great. I have to say, I love this stuff. Then I love coffee and snickers. Put the two together, and I need new pants.

Snickers Trees

Snickers Trees are what you get if a Snickers Bar had less filling. I can't say much about them. They are not better than a Snickers and not noticeable different enough to make them worth eating. 

Snickers Bunny

The Snickers Bunny was a thing I found on the discount rack after last Easter and figured 'I love snickers so why not try one of these?' The answer to that question is 'I'm a big fat slob and shouldn't eat chocolate'. 

Regardless, I got two of these and tried them. There are much like a Snickers Bar only larger and with thicker chocolate. I also noted that the caramel was thinner than normal a bit more gooey. 

These are rather good but I do have to point out that they have a small amount of Hydrogenated oil which I have said over and over again is the most likely to cause blockage of the arteries. 

Enjoy in moderation or look like me and die young.

Snickers Mixed Nuts

Don't look to close at the package of your 'Snickers Mixed Nuts' because that looks kind of like a scrotum. I have no idea what a scrotum tastes like, but I know what Snickers tastes like and this is about the same. I can't go around thinking much of these because they are almost just like normal Snickers. They are a little more wood flavored but not so much as you would care.

Snickers Crisper

Have you ever wanted to know what would it be like to have Rice Krispies  in your Snickers? Then 'Snickers Crisper' are for you. 

If you haven't wanted to try that then these are just not as good as normal Snickers. I can't say I disliked these, but I can't say I would have them over the original.  

Snickers Rockin’ Nut Road

Every Snickers I have ever had was better than this one. I did get this at a dollar store for like three for a dollar or something like that, but I want my money back. My brother couldn’t keep his hands off um even after he tasted them. I can’t imagine why. It could have something to do with my high blood sugar, but these are just not for me.

Snickers

Ah, Snickers Bar, you’ve been around since 1930 and are named after a horse. I think there is about ten pounds of me made of you.

Well, classic candies that will make you look like a blimp. I love them and still gave my stash of these to my brother after taking this picture.   

Snickers you kill me so good!